IT got ME in my dream
I had a dream.
You would think it was something hot, the kind of a dream you don't want to wake up from?
The moment it started I knew it was a dream. Why? Because in this dream of mine I got an e-mail from someone who could not possibly e-mail me.
And whom would you think that might be? A hot male/female I has been after for years?
No f*king way.
It was from some software vendor I was trying to reach to no avail for quite some time, leaving messages with the secretary and sending e-mail offers with deadline extension.
His dream e-mail said literally: "Please ask your boss to order you stop harassing me".

My job got me in my dream.