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Суждения о насущном by Billy Milano (S.O.D., 1987)
Лекция удивительного и неповторимого Билли
Милано о некоторых аспектах тяжелой музыки:
DOUCHE CREW
Why do you play so fast...to be cool?
If you think you'll last...you're just fools
You try to be something...that you're not
And all you do is fill our ears...with rot
You claim to play hardcore
Well that's a bunch of shit
You're just a bunch of snot nosed kids
A real group of tits
You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits
CHORUS-
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
We offered you our hands
Yu just turned your backs
You're just a bunch of poser douchbag
Faggot, dickless, hacks
Wearing all their douchy clothes
They like to watch each other pose
They're all the same, so fuckin' lame
We'll shove their spikes right up their holes
CHORUS-MOSH PART
Лекция удивительного и неповторимого
Билли Милано о проблемах сбалансированной диеты для
подрастающего поколения:
MILK
I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay
CHORUS-
I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, I should've been told
BRIDGE-
I wish I had some god damn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some god damn milk
Too bad the milkman never came
I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till my mother buys more
I'll just have wheat thins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near
CHORUS-BRIDGE-CHORUS
Лекция удивительного и неповторимого
Билли Милано о междунароном положении
FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST
Fuck the middle east
Fuck the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their fuckin' crisis
BEIRUT, LEBANON-Won't exist once we're done
LIBYA, IRAN-We'll flush the bastards down the can
SYRIANS and SHIITES-Crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks
О Билли Милано также известно, что на концерте
реформированного S.O.D. (Stormtroopers of Death)
в 1998 году, Билли Милано пердел в микрофон и
прыгал в толпу (stage dive) не со сцены, a взобравшись
предварительно на колонку.
Такой вот зайка серенький,
этот Билли Милано.
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