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April 10th, 2006
![[info]](http://lj.rossia.org/img/userinfo.gif) e_gor | 10:11 am - "Watts - Walking The Doberman" lyrics
I was walking the doberman down by the sea.
When a man in an overcoat came up to me.
He said "Son you don't need that big stick in your hand
cos you've nothing to fear from your dear fellow man".
I was walking the doberman down by the shore
when a big hairy man took my dog's hairy paw.
He said "Son you don't need that wild beast by your side
when there's people like me to stand up to the tide."
Now I'm not frigthened of the dark.
I'll go out walking in the park.
I'll take my doggy and my gun.
I feel much safer when I run.
Switch on my personal alarm.
Will you be fine? Yes yes yes yes yes.
All of the time?
I think I'll stick a luger down my dress.
Will you be fine? Yes yes yes yes yes.
There's nothing like a damsel in distress.
I was walking the doberman down by the beach
when a deep voice behind me said, "I don't want to preach.
But a guardian angel's a dangerous job.
Do you think you could lend me the use of your dog?"
Now I'm not scared of beeing mugged.
I've learnt karate down the club.
I've taken lessons from the police.
I've read survival on the street.
I've read survival on the street.
Intimidation is to blame. Assertive is my middle name.
Will you be fine? Yes yes yes yes yes.
All of the time?
I think I'll stick a luger down my dress.
Will you be fine? Yes yes yes yes yes.
There's nothing like a damsel in distress.
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