fallingfree's Journal

South Park
Brunet: Ms. Broflovski… somebody has defiled your mother's grave.
Sheila: Defiled? How?
Blond: Well, I'm afraid that… somebody dug her up.
Sheila: Dug her up? Why??
Brunet: Well. Theh- most likely reason is that… somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body.
Sheila: What?!
Brunet: Uhuh, we don't want to upset you, but it happens. Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.
Blond: Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.
Sheila: Hoh, dear God!
Brunet: Yes. By now he's probably even removed her eyes and made love to the empty sockets as well.
Sheila: [sadly rubs her eyes] Oooh.
Blond: No-, we don't want to upset you, but you should know that your mother's body would be stiff and dry, so he would have to have it soaked in warm water for several hours before making love to it.
Sheila: [helplessly] O-o-o-o-oh!
Brunet: Yes. And, now for the difficult part.
Blond: Brace yourself.
Brunet: It is highly possible that he has created new orifices in her decomposing flesh, leaving her to look something like — an overloved hunk of Swiss cheese. She probably-