Если вы не играете в планетку, то сейчас самое время начать - грядёт пятинедельный евент по доминации всего и вся, и когда Республика неизбежно раскатает хохлов и пидоров в нанопыль - можно будет получить илитный тайтл и потом продать аккаунт за миллион. Не пропустите!
Впрочем, возможно, вы хотите играть не за ТР. Это очень странно, но на этот случай криворукие уебаны из сое сделали опросник для вливающихся игроков, который я для вас и запощу. Впрочем, ошибки оригинальной версии я починил.
Итак, возьмите листок бумаги и ручку и записывайте буквы ваших ответов.
How would you describe your wardrobe?
C. Sleek: Spandex is the fabric of the future, after all.
C. Casual: Cargo pants everywhere!
C. Utilitarian: Just the basics, impeccably organized.
When you weren’t in class, where did you spend most of your time in school?
C. Science Club. Experiments FTW.
C. Detention. The teachers weren’t amused by my protests for longer recess.
C. Volunteer Hall Monitor. Nobody was brave enough to cut class on my watch. Bonus: fancy badge!
If you won the lottery, you would:
C. Charter a private spaceflight. Why should astronauts have all the fun?
C. Throw a house party of epic proportions. (The house may or may not be standing when it’s over.)
C. Buy a tank. Just for fun. What, like you’ve never thought about it?
What sound should a gun make?
C. *PEW PEW*
C: *BOOM*
C: *RATATATAT*
It’s movie night! Which genre are you drawn to?
C. Sci-Fi, especially movies featuring alien abductions. Some people have all the luck!
C. Action. The more explosions, the better!
C. Historical propaganda films. We can learn a lot from our ancestors' methods.
Your dream car is:
C. An exotic import: the faster, the better!
C. A pickup truck: Don’t need anything fancy, just something that works.
C. A Humvee: My vehicle should be able to handle a trip to the grocery store or a zombie outbreak.
If you were hired to create a children’s show, what would your mascot be?
C. A purple dinosaur that sings, dances, and explains basic computer programming skills.
C. A tribe of miniature blue creatures fighting the good fight against the tyranny of a big overlord.
C. A red fuzzy monster that teaches the importance of loyalty and avoiding friendly fire.
Your results:
If you picked mostly Option A:
Your love of homosex and transgender means you belong in the Gay Sovereignty. Bring enlightenment to the masses… with latex!
If you picked mostly Option B:
A free spirit like you will do well in the New Ukraine. Join us in the fight to liberate Sevastopol!
If you picked mostly Option C:
The Terran Republic needs disciplined soldiers like you. Together, we will restore order to this chaotic world.
И помните, красный танк едет быстрее!
Впрочем, возможно, вы хотите играть не за ТР. Это очень странно, но на этот случай криворукие уебаны из сое сделали опросник для вливающихся игроков, который я для вас и запощу. Впрочем, ошибки оригинальной версии я починил.
Итак, возьмите листок бумаги и ручку и записывайте буквы ваших ответов.
How would you describe your wardrobe?
C. Sleek: Spandex is the fabric of the future, after all.
C. Casual: Cargo pants everywhere!
C. Utilitarian: Just the basics, impeccably organized.
When you weren’t in class, where did you spend most of your time in school?
C. Science Club. Experiments FTW.
C. Detention. The teachers weren’t amused by my protests for longer recess.
C. Volunteer Hall Monitor. Nobody was brave enough to cut class on my watch. Bonus: fancy badge!
If you won the lottery, you would:
C. Charter a private spaceflight. Why should astronauts have all the fun?
C. Throw a house party of epic proportions. (The house may or may not be standing when it’s over.)
C. Buy a tank. Just for fun. What, like you’ve never thought about it?
What sound should a gun make?
C. *PEW PEW*
C: *BOOM*
C: *RATATATAT*
It’s movie night! Which genre are you drawn to?
C. Sci-Fi, especially movies featuring alien abductions. Some people have all the luck!
C. Action. The more explosions, the better!
C. Historical propaganda films. We can learn a lot from our ancestors' methods.
Your dream car is:
C. An exotic import: the faster, the better!
C. A pickup truck: Don’t need anything fancy, just something that works.
C. A Humvee: My vehicle should be able to handle a trip to the grocery store or a zombie outbreak.
If you were hired to create a children’s show, what would your mascot be?
C. A purple dinosaur that sings, dances, and explains basic computer programming skills.
C. A tribe of miniature blue creatures fighting the good fight against the tyranny of a big overlord.
C. A red fuzzy monster that teaches the importance of loyalty and avoiding friendly fire.
Your results:
If you picked mostly Option A:
Your love of homosex and transgender means you belong in the Gay Sovereignty. Bring enlightenment to the masses… with latex!
If you picked mostly Option B:
A free spirit like you will do well in the New Ukraine. Join us in the fight to liberate Sevastopol!
If you picked mostly Option C:
The Terran Republic needs disciplined soldiers like you. Together, we will restore order to this chaotic world.
И помните, красный танк едет быстрее!
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