"Наш Бог - Христос. Ваш бог - навоз" (c) У Френка Заппы есть такая
"The Poodle Lecture":
In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a Schnauzer, but he fucked up...Остроумие Заппы, как всегда на высоте, но речь не об этом.
Страшно представить, что устроили бы
фофудьеносцы, если бы у нас подобный текст исполнили, скажем, "Ногу свело"...