| 2:20p |
It was recently brought to my attention that I missed a huge chunk of what went on in the Book of Genesis. Namely, every time God creates someone He tells them to 'be fruitful, and multiply'. Which in less obscure language means that He tells them to fuck off. So it should read like this (KJV):
"26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28: And God said unto them, Fuck off, I gave you the earth: have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth, just leave Me alone." |
| 6:00p |
Девушки, выставляющие себя, как на продажу,
обдумывают ли они своё житьё,
или хотят всё и сразу, и каждая
хочет что-то своё?
Те, кто о них читает в блоговом топе,
у всех у них за душой ни гроша?
Все сидят в офисе ровно на попе?
И есть ли у них душа? |