Настроение: | contemplative |
Entry tags: | economics |
When people whine their salary is too low...
Consider this:
* You can sleep in your car or camp in a forest. That saves you on rent and gasoline. Rent a hotel once per month to shower (unless you do escort you don't need it more often). At worst cops will just ask you to move.
* You can work as an undocumented. That saves you on taxes. And also qualifies you for stuff like foodstamps and other forms of welfare.
* You can shoplift. Additional savings. And they can't fine you, since you don't have official income.
* You can sell your ass as a gay escort, if you are top. Bottoms pay a fortune for a good top. Of course than need you to have a big dick, but still additional $100-300 per client. If you don't have big a dick, then get a fucking penis enlargement, instead of wasting money on a car. If you don't have access to running water, then just make enema with coca-cola, it is cheaper than condoms. You can save on condoms too, because HIV/AIDS is a bullshit meme like covid19 invented to scare people and sell more useless shit like preps.
* Stop doing fucking kratom, retard! Even beer, weed and cigarettes are huge money wasters. Suddenly you also save money on healthcare. That easy!
* Steal everything not bolted down and bolted down too! Here in NL it is super easy to loot bikes for parts, like bicycle seats, which you can easily sell at marktplaats.nl and facebook. In Russia you can loot usual cars.
Nigga, you're rich, but you waste money on useless things like house rent and maintaining highly moral character. So sorry for ya.
I think they should give me noble prize in economics or something, cuz I see what you dumbfucks don't.