| From: | (Anonymous) |
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| Date: | May 16th, 2017 - 01:33 pm |
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yest' takiye zhivotnyye, chash'ye vsyego muzhiki, ibo baby poka nye popadalis', kotoryye svoim dolgom schitayut dokopat'sya do mirno proyezzhayush'yego ochkarika zhyenskogo pola nye dokopalsya- nye muzhik, chyo yedu s sosnovogo po dorozhkye tipa "dlya vyelika", na dyelye, dlya pyeshyekhoda (tot sluchay, kogda dorozhka dlya pyeshyekhoda kachyestvyennyeye, chyem to zhye dlya mashin) na vstryechu 2 dyevochki yedut pravyeye, ya stoyu provyeryayu vryemya s tlf, nu, ya slyegka sdvinulas', oni slyegka razdyelilis' i proyezzhayut gus'kom nikto nichyego nye skazal yedu uzhye dal'shye gdye-to blizhye k lyevomu krayu, smotryu, vpyeryedi na vstryechu yedyet kto-to i to li bukhoy, to li fikito, ya slyegka svorachivayu vpravo, zhivotnoye dyelayet to zhye samoye, ya slyegka svorachivayu po tsyentru, zhivotnoye - to zhye samoye, ya slyegka svorachivayu k lyevomu krayu, zhivotnoye popugait pritormazhivayu i vstayu, ono yedyet pryamo na myenya nye svorachivaya i v upor, sazhus' i yedu dal'shye slyegka pravyeye - povtoryayutsya tyelodvizhyeniye pryezhnyego manyovra, s'yezzhayu pochti na obochinu dorozhki, a tam ili ruchyeyashka ili nichyego i ruchyeyashka i praktichyeski vstayu stoya. ono pod'yezzhayet - brakon'yer (ya kak raz proyezzhala v tom myestye, gdye sidit poltora zyemlyekopa i lovit rybku (znat' nye znala, chtob tam kogda-libo lovili etu rybku)): "chto zh vy, dyevushka, nye po svoyey storonye-to yedyetye?!" i nye dozhidayas' otvyeta (nye inachye, dyeva po goroskopu i pri tom syentyabr'skaya), yedyet dal'shye i uzhye po pravoy storonkye. ya vydala ofigyevshyeye: "da?!" i yedu, soobrazhaya, o chyom zhivotnoye voobsh'ye. prishla k vyvodu, chto zhivotnoye schitayet, chto yekhat' po etoy dorozhkye mozhyet tol'ko zhivotnoye i bol'shye nikto drugoy voobsh'ye. nado zamyetit', dorozhka nye postoyannaya, a ot pyeryeyezda (ran'shye tam khodili poyezda) i do ostanovki "posyolok sosnovyy", na drugoy storonye ot dorogi (avtomobil'noy) nikakikh dorozhyek nyet. odin lyes.
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