Северная Нигерия
Пришло письмо от "Марины Литвиненко", вдовы злодейски умученного полонием от красных пархатых казаков героя. Натурально, пишет:
Please I want you to assist my one daughter and three son and my humbleself to remove USD$3.5M given to my husband before his death by Mr Berezovsky,A Russian Billionaire Exiled in UK for exposing an alleged plot to assassinate him by the Russian Authority and to investigate the death of Anna Politkovskaya,a Russian Journalist believed to have equally been poisoned by the Kremlin for writing a book:The Putin's Russia: Life in a Failing Democracy depicted Russia as a country where human rights are routinely trampled.
The Funds are deposited with a Financial firm in United Arab Emirate (UAE) and I will want to relocate this funds for investment in your region and with your assistance and advice.
Это уже, в общем, не смешно, когда метафора, вынесенная в заглавие, начинает реализовываться на глазах.