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September 23rd, 2015
03:51 am

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Etot Tut Postoyanny!
Zdravsvui Druh! Ya sdelal kurs "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz".

V Russia ludi delay zaryadka? America, Canada i Australia delaet "Zaryadka Every Day with Dr. Volz"! I ochen lubyat Dr. Volz. I govoryat spasibo mister Volz. Ya pridumal prisyadka especially for russian people.

I posledny: "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr. Volz". Etot ochen ochen horoshy! Teper i vtoroe chast


P.S.: Teper est Takoe: [info]polezny@lj.  Etot community for Razumny Chelovek!

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July 2nd, 2013
11:35 pm

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Snezhny storm
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Zdravstvui! Etot about snezhny storm.

V Etot vecherny Chelovek NET hodit v ulitsa, but Nikolay - Takoe. Silny snezhny storm around! Nikolay v tut because pokupit teply kostum yesterday and imeet interest to proverit Etot - Teply or NET Takoe.

- Etot - NET storm at all! - skazhet Nikolay and ulybaetsya. - Storm - Etot silny veter and holodny! Etot NET Takoe.
- Go v dom, Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey from okno. - Etot NET igrushka, but real storm!
- Glupoe - skazhet Nikolay and popravit kostum krasivoe.

Viktor delaet try to spasaet Nikolay, but padat na spina and silnoe ushibsya. Svetlana spasaet Viktor.

Alexey pozvat milicia.

Maria mnogoe plakat.

Vladimir use alcohol.

Alexander ogorchaetsya and poyti spat.

Nikolay nekotory time hodit v razlichny storona, but silly veter coming and Nikolay uletet away.

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March 18th, 2013
02:02 am

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About SKORY POEZD
SkoryPoezd

Zdravstvui! Etot about SKORY POEZD.

One time Nikolay and Svetlana poluchaet otpusk v otdyhaet. Etot otlichny and radostny!

- My rabotaet v zavod dolgoe time, Nikolay! - skazhet Svetlana, - Mnogoe ustavat! Otpusk - Etot samy horoshy v Etot situation!
- Etot Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and zasmeyatsya.
- Ya dumaet nado pokupaet tickets v SKORY POEZD and poehat otdyahaet v Sibir! - skazhet Svetlana.
- Etot samy horoshy! Ya pokupit tickets, Ty - upacking chemodan! - otvetit Nikolay and uhodit v pokupka.

After 3 hours Nikolay prinosit tickets, Svetlana already sdelat 2 chemodan and sandwiches and smotrit.

- Ty kupit tickets? - sprosit Svetlana and molchit nekotory time.
- Takoe! But NET SKORY POEZD. Obychny. - skazhet Nikolay and poest odin sandwich.
- Normalny, - skazhet Svetlana, - But SKORY POEZD - better.

Takoe?

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February 25th, 2013
02:00 am

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Insomnia
Zdravstvui dorogoe Druh! Etot about nekotory insomnia.

Etot NET secret for all: horoshy spat - mnogoe polezny!
Now NET bolshy rasskaz about.

SeaNikolay NET spat mnogoe time. First night Nikoay mnogoe dumat about razny and NET spat at all. Mnogoe ustavat, but dumat Takoe: "Ya NET spat v Etot night cherez mnogoe dumaet! V next night Ya budet mnogoe silny spat cherez working hard today! And NET dumaet at all!"

Nikolay mnogoe rabotat v today, but NET spat and mnogoe dumat v Etot night again! V next day - the same. And mnogoe Takoe potom!

- Etot shit! - skazhet gromkoe Nikolay v one night. - V night nado spat!
- Takoe, - skazhet somebody NET gromkoe.
- Kotory tut?! - zakrichat Nikolay and ispugaetsya.
- Spokoyny, Nikolay. Etot Druh, - skazhet somebody.
- NET TAKOE!!!! TY - NET EXIST! - zakrichit Nikolay and krepkoe zasnut.

Since Etot insomnia stopped.

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January 30th, 2013
02:59 am

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About gift
Zdravstvui! Etot about interesny gift!

NET silnoe davno time Ya poluchaet interesny gift! Ya think polezny, but don't know exactly because NET RABOTAET! Etot stary and preowned. After NET mnogoe rabota vokrug Etot Ya budet pishet v Tut nekotory razumny about. I think - technical!



Now NET bolshoe story about pohozhy.

One time Nikolay poluchit neozhidanny gift! Etot - samovar. Ochen horoshee, but NET rabotaet. Etot imeet nekotory beton inside. Nikolay radostny, but disappointed.

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Sergey. - Etot otlichny samovar! I like Etot, but glupy beton inside delat Etot NET interesny at all! Kakoe durak polozhit Etot inside?!
- Nado radostny and dostavat beton! Samovar budet like new! - skazhet Sergey and uhodit.

Nekotory time Nikolay delaet popytka dostavat beton, but too lazy and NET poluchilos. After nekotory time Nikolay delaet try to do Etot again with the same result and poyti to restaurant for kupit mnogoe tea, because lubit Etot.

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November 10th, 2012
01:20 am

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Trudny choice


Zdravstvui! Etot about trudny choice!

Nikolay bestolkovy lezhat na divan and dumat. Dolgoe time Takoe. Nikolay dumat about razny: plohoe pogoda, horoshy pogoda, razny Chelovek, VHS, news, politics and plohoe music. "Kakoe Polezny?" - dumat Nikolay and NET poluchit otvet. "Kotory nado?" - dumat Nikolay and NET znaet kotory.

- Nikolay! Nado idti v zoo! Etot interesny! - skazhet Druh Alex.
- NET time! - skazhet Nikolay.
- My idti v progulka! Poyti with us? - sprosit Svetlana.
- Plohoe pogoda, horoshy pogoda, razny Chelovek, VHS, news, politics, plohoe music! Kakoe Polezny? Kotory nado? - skazhet Nikolay and NET slushat Svetlana more.

Nikolay delaetsya bezumny and malo spat and korm. "Kakoe Polezny?! Kotory nado?!!" - dumat Nikolay gromkoe again and again.

After odin month Nikolay ustat dumaet, delaet svoe choice and teper spokoiny! Takoe?

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October 5th, 2012
10:10 pm

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About experience
Zdravstvui! Etot about experience!

VToday Nikolay poluchaet v morda again. Ochen mnogo silnoe and za delo. Etot happens everyday and regularnoe. Nikolay surovy, molchit and uhodit v svoe dom, but v next day Etot Takoe again.

- Pochemu Takoe everyday, Nikolay? - sprosit Viktor. - Ya tvoe Druh and NET ponimaet Etot.
- Etot NET tvoe delo! Ty NET ponimaet, because idiot! - skazhet Nikolay and poluchaet v morda again.
- Nikolay! Etot glupy! NET delaet Takoe more! - skazhet Svetlana, but Nikolay NET slyshat Etot, because poluchaet mnogoe silny travma.

Mnogoe time Nikolay NET slushat and rugaet friends regularnoe, but after odin year Nikolay NET poluchaet v morda at all, because ponimaet.

- Etot too long and hard way for ponimaet! - skazhet Sergey.
- Da, Takoe, - otvetit Nikolay and razumny.

Hochet znat mnogoe about korotkoe way? Chitaet novy book "All about Polezny"!

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October 3rd, 2012
02:05 am

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Pomogaet
Zdravstvui! Mnogoe pomogaet - Polezny or NET Takoe? Now Ty budet nekotory uznat about.
So, Etot about Pomogaet!

yamaBylo holodny pogoda. Zoya sidit v yama, because popadat v Etot cherez skolzkoe. Every popytka vyhodit out of Etot - NET imeet horoshy result. Zoya NET dovolny, gryazny and prosit gromkoe help.

V Etot time Nikolay tut. "Pochemu v tut help?" - podumat Nikolay and vnimatelnoe vidit gryazny yama and Zoya in.

- Pochemu v tut? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Help! - skazhet Zoya, - Etot cherez skolzkoe.
- Nado ostorozhny! - skazhet Nikolay and pomogaet. - Nazdorovie!
- Etot otlichny! - skazhet Zoya. - Spasibo!
- Yama polezny? - sprosit Nikolay.
- NET TAKOE! - otvetit Zoya and bystroe uhodit v svoe dom.

Nikolay nekotory time stoit v tut and smotrit v yama. "Polezny Etot or NET Takoe? - podumat Nikolay. Nobody znaet exactly. Vozmozhny Razlichnoe".

After nekotory time, Nikolay uhodit v svoe dom too.

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September 28th, 2012
02:13 am

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Hrabry Nikolay
Zdravstvui! Etot about hrabry! "Etot - hrabry!" - govorit mnogoe Chelovek about Nekotory. Takoe? Now NET krupny story about.

leafOne time Sergey poluchit sidit v park. Osenny pogoda around: mnogoe zhelty list and prohladny. Krasivy but grustny. Etot osenny like Russki poetry. Sergey mnogoe dumat about life and love. Nekotory prohozhy. Spokoinoe.

Vnezapny Nikolay appears. Sergey znaet Nikolay and dumaet about pozvat Etot, but NET delaet Takoe and smotrit vnimatelnoe. Nikolay NET dovolny and mnogoe gromkoe rugaet razny: friends, zhena, politics, strana, rabota, pogoda... After nekotory time Nikolay ustat and poyti v svoe dom spat.

Sergey mnogoe dumat about hrabry Nikolay, osenny pogoda and poetry. After nekotory time prihodit Sergey's zhena Svetlana.

- Tut holodny! - skazhet Svetlana. - Nado nadevaet palto. Sidit v holodny without palto - Etot NET ostorozhny.
- Nikolay - hrabry! - skazhet Sergey and nadevat palto. - Mnogoe gromkoe rugat.
- Hrabry - Etot drugoe! - skazhet Svetlana. - Mnogoe rugaet - Etot NET ostorozhny!

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September 22nd, 2012
02:09 am

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About politics
Zdravstvui! Etot about politics!

Politics - Etot interesny for Ty? For drugoe Russki Chelovek? Nikolay ochen interesny politics. Nikolay smotrit Etot postoyanny on tv. V Etot vecherny Nikolay smotrit politics as usual and NET dovolny. Zoya (wife of Nikolay) NET dovolny too.

- Etot nadoelo! - skazhet Zoya vnezapnoe, - Let's smotrit VHS!
- Etot potom, - skazhet Nikolay, - politics teper.
- Politics everyday! Ty NET radostny and need VHS! - skazhet Zoya.
- OK! But only NET dolgoe, - otvetit Nikolay.

OR
After odin hour Nikolay smotrit politics again.

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September 19th, 2012
02:34 am

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Protivny or Polezny?
Zdravstvui! NET secret for all: Mnogoe razlichny Chelovek - Mnogoe razlichny opinion. Kakoe pravilny? Now malenky story about.

kasha
Ty lubit ovoschnoe kasha? Takoe? NET Takoe? Nikolay lubit Etot and mnogoe poest everyday, because Etot polezny and horoshy.

- Etot protivny! - skazhet Anastasia (Etot friend of Nikolay, but NET lubit Takoe: Nikolay poest mnogoe ovoschnoe kasha), - Kak Takoe vozmozhny? Ty look like idiot! Nado idti smotrit VHS!
- Etot ovoschnoe kasha - mnogoe otlichny and Polezny! VHS after kasha! - skazhet Nikolay and ulybaetsya.
- Sergey! - skazhet Anastasia, - Etot Nikolay imeet glupy vneshnost v poest protivny kasha?
- Ochen mnogoe! - skazhet Sergey and silno polozhit v ovoschnoe kasha football.

Mnogoe polezny kasha bystro zasorit all around. Nikolay, Anastasia, Sergey and football including.

- Teper Etot only Protivny! NET Polezny at all! - skazhet Nikolay, vnimatelnoe posmotrit around and poyti smotrit VHS with friends.

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September 17th, 2012
03:14 am

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About Control
fish

Zdravstvui! Etot about Control! Mnogoe Russki Chelovek znaet Takoe: Dr.Volz - Etot tvoe Druh! Delaet mnogoe Polezny and Razumny! But nekotory NET razuny schitaet: Dr.Volz - korystny and hitry Chelovek. Now malenky story about.

V leto rano utro Ya poyti lovit fish. V Volga. And poimat nekotory. Ochen radostny and ulybaetsya, because priyatny.

- Etot nashe fish! - slyshit Ya vnezapnoe gromkoe. Etot dva Russki Chelovek podhodit.
- NET Takoe! - skazhet Ya, - Etot narodny fish! V Volga mnogoe Etot!
- Etot Dr.Volz, Nikolay! - skazhet odin Chelovek, - Bogach&Zdorov, but NET lubit Russki Chelovek!
- Etot Takoe, Sergey! - otvetit Nikolay and serdity.
- Nado spokoiny! - skazhet Ya and spokoiny, - Nikolay and Sergey, Ya lubit Russki Chelovek and hochet Bogach&Zdorov-effect for all! Hochet znaet kak?
- Da Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay and Sergey and spokoiny.

Ya mnogoe nauchit Nikolay and Sergey and chitaet vsluh novy book "All about Polezny". Nikolay and Sergey mnogoe ponimaet.

- Dr.Volz - nashe horoshy Druh, Nikolay! - skazhet Sergey.
- Etot Takoe, Sergey!

Etot bylo opashy situation, but stalo horoshy, because Control!

For more information chitaet novy book "All about Polezny"!

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September 6th, 2012
02:06 am

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About horoshy chelovek
diagram

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy chelovek!

Mnogoe Chelovek znaet Takoe: Nikolay - horoshy Chelovek! Nikolay - Etot molodoe Russky and NET bogaty Chelovek, imeet vysoky rost, dobry nature and blue glaza. Nikolay imeet mnogoe friends and delaet mnogoe polezny.

- Kakoe horoshy Nikolay! - skazhet friend Svetlana, - Ya popast v yama, but Nikolay pomogaet!
- Da, Etot ochen silno mnogoe horoshy! - skazhet friend Viktor and radostny zasmeyatsya.
- Da, Takoe! - skazhet mnogoe Chelovek.

One time friend Sergey poluchaet v morda nezasluzhennoe. Na ulica. And mnogoe NET dovolny.

- Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey, - Etot nezasluzhenny! Help!
- Ya NET imeet time and ohota pomogaet Ty! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe dom spat.
- Etot plohoe postupok, Nikolay! - skazhet Sergey, but Nikolay NET slyshat because ushel.
- Friends! - zakrichit Sergey, - Nikolay - plohoe Chelovek, because delaet plohoe postupok!
- NET Takoe, Sergey! - otvetit mnogoe Chelovek, - Nikolay - horoshy Chelovek! Etot plohoe postupok, but Nikolay NET zhelezny!

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July 9th, 2012
06:10 pm

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About Nauchny Podhod
science

Zdravstvui! Etot about Nauchny Podhod!

Mnogoe Chelovek NET vnimatelny v razny! Etot story about Takoe.

One time nekotory russky Chelovek hochet poyti v otdyhaet. Etot rybalka. Nikolay, Sergey, Victor and Egor.

- Rybalka - Etot mnogoe otlichny! - skazhet Sergey.
- Takoe! - otvetit Nikolay.
- Mnogoe fish! - skazhet Victor.
- Nado idti srochnoe! - skazhet Egor.

Vyhodit v ulitsa and vidit Takoe: Etot car NET vozmozhny ehat v rybalka because bolshoe truck NET puskaet. Russky friends mnogoe pechalny.

- Pochemu truck tut? - sprosit Sergey.
- NET puskaet! - skazhet Victor.
- Kotory my delat? - sprosit Egor.
- Nado mnogoe staraetsya! - skazhet Nikolay.

Dolgoe time staraetsya, but NET horoshy result. Only povredit svoe car. NET silny.

- Nado mnogoe dumaet about! - skazhet Sergey.
- NET Takoe! - zakrichit Victor. - Nado nakazybaet truck driver!
- Etot opasny, - skazhet Egor.
- Stop! - skazhet Nikolay. - Nado use Nauchny Podhod!
- Takoe? - sprosit friends.
- Etot pomogaet! - skazhet Nikolay.

And Etot pomogaet.

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March 25th, 2012
06:01 pm

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Telefonny razgovor
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Zdravstvui! Etot about telefonny razgovor.

Bylo friday vecherny. Horoshy! Nikolay ochen radostny delaet telefonny zvonok v svoe friend Alexander for pogovorit. Alexander NET otvechaet. Nikolay delaet Takoe again - the same result. - Pochemu Takoe? - dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe again. Alexander NET otvechaet! - Nado pozvonit v Sergey! - dumaet Nikolay and delaet Takoe. Sergey NET otvechaet. Delaet Takoe once more - NET otvet.

Nikolay rasstroitsya. - Etot plohoe! - skazhet on and delaet mnogoe telefonny zvonok v Alexander, Sergey, Dmitry Ivanov, Dmitry Potapov, Egor, Alexey, Svetlana, Igor Sergeev, Zoya, Pavel Alexandrovich, Vladimir and Irina. NET otvet!

- Etot stupid! - zakrichit Nikolay and rasstroitsya.

V Etot time Nikolay poluchaet telefonny zvonok. Etot bylo friend Vasily. - Glupy Vasily! - podumat Nikolay, but otvetit and imeet dolgoe skuchny telefonny razgovor instead interesny.

Potom bylo mnogoe horoshy

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March 7th, 2012
11:44 pm

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About automobilny probka.
road

Zdravstvui! Etot about automobilny probka.

Bylo vesna. Nikolay and Alexander ehat to rabota v car. Razlichny cars around! Mnogoe! Probka!

- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - skazhet Alexander. - Nado ehat mnogoe faster!
- Probka tut! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - povtorit Alexander. - Opazdyvaet v rabota - Etot NET polezny!
- Ya know Etot! - skazhet Nikolay. - But probka NET pozvolit ehat faster.

Nekotory time (10 minutes) Nikolay and Alexander molchat.

- Etot too medlenny! - skazhet Alexander. - Rabota budet nachinaet cherez 20 minutes! Nado uspevaet!
- Nado! - otvetit Nikolay. - But Etot trudnoe because probka.

10 minutes Nikolay and Alexander smotrit forvard v probka.

- Ya budet opazdat v moe rabota! - skazhet Alexander. - Nado ehat mnogoe faster!
- Probka tut! - skazhet Nikolay.

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March 2nd, 2012
02:39 pm

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Horoshy Novost
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Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy novost!

One time Nikolay poluchit Horoshy Novost. Etot bylo vnezapny and ochen mnogoe horoshy.

- Kakoe Horoshy Etot Novost! - skazhet gromkoe Nikolay and ulybaetsya. - Etot vnezapny and neozhidanny!

Nikolay idti po ulitsa and radostny ulybaetsya, because Horoshy Novost. Ulitsa bylo sunny and krasivy.

- Pochemu Takoe radostny? - sprosit prohozhy.
- Because ochen otlichny! - otvetit Nikolay and prodolzhit svoe doroga.
- Pochemu ulybaetsya? - sprosit militsioner.
- Etot cheres Horoshy Novost! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet militsioner. - Kakoe Etot novost?

And Nikolay prishlos rasskazat about Horoshy Novost.

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February 27th, 2012
02:25 pm

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Skolzky doroga
sugrob

Zdravstvui! Etot about skolzky doroga.

Bylo zima and skolzky doroga because led. Alexander pokupat zimny kolesa and mnogoe radostny. Nikolay NET pokupat Takoe and silno ostorozhny.

- Ya mnogoe razumny! - skazhet Alexander. - Zimny kolesa - Etot bezopasny!
- Zimny kolesa - Etot horoshy, but dorogoe! - skazhet Nikolay and medlennoe poehat na rabota.
- Ya bogach! Zimny kolesa - Etot dostupnoe! - otvetit Alexander, poehat ochen silny bystroe and priehat v sugrob.

Nikolay opazdat na rabota, Alexander isportit novy car.

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February 19th, 2012
11:57 pm

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Teply palto
hat

Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy palto!

Bylo teply leto! Nikolay poluchit v rabota mnogoe zarabotat dengi and mnogoe radostny.

- Teper Ya bogach! Ya budet mnogoe pokupaet! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot mnogoe otlichny!
- Da, Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet Alexander and ulybatsya.

Nikolay poyti v shop and kupit novy portfel. V drugoe shop, Nikolay pokupit radio and tv-set. Potom pokupit 2 novy shtany, gun and cartridges, hawaiian shirt and zolotoe ring and mnogoe drugoe.

- Stop Nikolay! - zakrichat Alexander and mnogoe razumny. - Zima skoroe! Nado teply palto! Americansky palto samy horoshy. NET nado spend dengi v glupoe!
- Glupy! - skazhet Nikolay, zasmeyatsya and pokupit xBox and iPad.
- Ty idiot! - skazhet Alexander and Ya NET budet druzhit s Ty more!

Potom nastupilo zima. Nikolay NET imeet teply palto and mnogoe holodny. Nikolay pobezhit v Alexander house and pechalny.

- Alexander! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Mnogoe holodny! Pomogay!

And Alexander pomog.

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February 10th, 2012
09:37 pm

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VHS-machine
Zdravstvui! Etot about VHS-machine!

Nikolay bylo sidit v lavochka near svoe dom. Use nekotory alcohol and smotret vpered. Vpered ehat trmvay and Nikolay smotrit v Etot NET vnimatelnoe. Tramvay uehat, but Nikolay ostavaetsya and sidit. After nekotory time Nikolay vzdohnut and uhodit, but v tomorrow Nikolay sidit v Etot lavochka again. Sometimes Nikolay holodny, sometimes zharky, sometimes mokry, sometimes piany but always skuchny.

NET nado Takoe everyday, Nikolay! Nado use VHS-machine!

VHS-machine

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