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| May 23rd, 2011 | |
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| 04:18 pm [Link] |
About Twitter! Zdravstvui! Etot about glupy Twitter! Etot sdelaet mnogoe bessmyslenny zapis TUT! Ya NET davat soglasit ETOT! Proizvolny! Ya budet staraet NET pozvolit Takoe more! Ya prosit mnogoe prostit Ya for Etot NET Polezny P.S.: Ty dumaet Takoe: Dr.Volz - idiot? NET Takoe! Tags: net pravda, net takoe, warning! |
| May 12th, 2011 | |
| 04:11 pm [Link] |
About Vecherny Progulka Zdravstvui! Etot about Vecherny Progulka. Ya always bylo dumat that Vecherny Progulka - ochen mnogoe horoshy! Svezhy oxygen, sportivny, spokoyny and priyatny. Chitaet Etot story and delaet razumny vyvod. Bylo teploe pogoda. Nikolay and Svetlana (Russki) smotrit tv and ispolzovat alcohol. Bylo den, potom stalo vecherny time. - Kogda vecherny time nastupat, horoshy delaet Vecherny Progulka together! - skazat Nikolay, vypit some alcohol and ulybaetsya. - Etot romantichny! Krasivy sky! Stars! - Samy horoshy - Etot kogda svetly den! And solnechny! - otvetit Svetlana and zasnut. Nikolay dolgoe time bylo rasskazyvat about Polezny of vecherny progulka, but Svetlana NET slyshat Nikolay because mnogoe spat. V skoroe time Nikolay zasnut too. 
Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| May 5th, 2011 | |
| 12:22 am [Link] |
Etot nekotory pictures Zdravstvui! Teper nekotory pictures! Kakoe Ty schitaet Etot?  1. Kipyatok inside! ( more Takoe... ) Tags: all about polezny, bogach&zdorov, polezny, pomogaet |
| May 3rd, 2011 | |
| 04:09 pm [Link] |
Obilny Eda Zdravstvui! Etot about Obilny Eda! Kakoe tvoy opinion: Obilny Eda - Etot horoshy or NET Takoe? Chitaet Etot story vnimatelny and delaet pravilny vyvod. Po ulitsa ehat truck. Etot ochen stary and polmatsya. Nikolay - driver v Etot truck NET dovolny! "Pochemu Takoe?!?" - zakrichit Nikolay v truck: "POLOMATSYA!!!" And udarit truck. V Etot time Zoya (krasivy Russki molodoe woman) vyhodit v ulitsa for kurit. Zoya rabotat v restaurant. Okolo! - NET nado udarit Etot polezny! - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya. - Nado poluchaet obilny eda v Etot restaurant! - Ochen horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti poluchaet obilny eda. - Ty umny, - skazhet Zoya and ulybatsya again. Kakoe tvoe opinion, Nikolay delaet pravilny? Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| April 30th, 2011 | |
| 12:32 am [Link] |
Bogach&Zdorov Inc. Zdravstvui! Etot about Bogach&Zdorov Inc. on facebook! Teper Takoe! Mnogo polezny information! Ochen silny mnogo polezny sovet! Etot second raz to try delaet Takoe with facebook. Odin Takoe NET poluchit horoshee! Ya hope - Etot budet Takoe! Bogach&Zdorov Inc.  Tags: bogach&zdorov inc., facebook, i am, polezny |
| April 28th, 2011 | |
| 06:43 pm [Link] |
Horoshy perspective Zdravstvui! Etot about horoshy perspective! Yesterday Ya poluchaet mnogoe novy razumny Russki Druh! Etot ochen horoshy and radostny for Ya! My doctrine nahodit way to vnutri Russki Vzrosly Chelovek! Bylo zima. Nikolay, Vzrosly and Russki Chelovek poluchaet horoshee novost. "Kakoe horoshee novost!" - dumat Nikolay: "Ya must poluchaet Takoe everyday!" V next day Nikolay rasskazyvat about Etot, svoe Druh Anatoly. - Kakoe nado delaet for poluchaet Takoe novost everyday? - sprosit Nikolay. - Nado sdelaet Takoe horoshy perspective with Ty! - otvetit Anatoly. - Etot budet polezny for postoyanny! - Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay. - Chitaet vnimatelny Etot! - skazat Anatoly and podarit to Nikolay novy book "All About Polezny". - Etot Takoe novy book "All About Polezny"?!?! - zakrichit Nikolay. - To Ya and bez dengi?!?! Kak Etot vozmozhny? - Chitaet vnimatelny TUT and mnogoe ponimaet, - skazhet Anatoly. - Etot razumny. After odin week, Nikolay poluchaet horoshy perspective. Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| April 14th, 2011 | |
| 12:53 am [Link] |
Takoe Zdravstvui! Ya mnogoe dumaet and razny. Kakoe Ty schitaet samy horoshy? Tags: i am |
| January 25th, 2011 | |
| 12:37 am [Link] |
Samy luchshy igra! Zdravstvui! Etot about samy luchshy igra for maly deti! Bylo zima. V malenki russki gorod poluchaetsya Takoe beseda about samy luchshy igra for maly deti. Kakoe Etot? Mnogo razny opinions! Kakoe Etot razumny? - Ya schitaet, YULA "THOMAS&FRIENDS"! - Etot ochen horoshy for deti! - skazhet Sergey. - My son imeet 3 Takoe and use only Etot! Everyday and postoyanny! Ochen prochny and practichny! - Samy horoshy - Etot NET nastoyaschy medved! - skazhet Nikolay. - Etot NET zhestky and udobny! Ochen polezny! - Horoshy igra - Etot zhivoe malenky NET opasny sobachka! - skazhet Svetlana and ulybatsya. - Nado hodit v shkola and uchit uroki! - skazhet Alexander strogoe. - NET Takoe! - zakrichit all Chelovek. - Etot beseda about maly deti! Shkola - Etot for vzrosly deti! Idi domoy spat, Alexander! Alexander poyti v svoe dom spat, but silny razozlitsya and dolgoe NET poluchitsya zasypaet. Mnogo vorochatsya and gromkoe rugaet. Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| January 17th, 2011 | |
| 09:47 pm [Link] |
Nagrada Zdravstvui! Etot about nagrada. One time Nikolay poluchat nagrada. Etot zasluzhenny! Nikolay ochen mnogo radostny. "Kakoe Etot krasivy and zasluzhenny!" - dumat Nikolay. "Nado mnogo hvastatsya Etot!" - skazhet Nikolay and delat mnogo Takoe, but poluchaet v morda ochen skoroe and somebody zabiraet nagrada bez dengi! - Pochemu Takoe, mister Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot because Ty mnogoe hvastatsya. NET delaet Etot and nagrada budet vernutsya to Ty. Nikolay sdelaet Takoe and poluchaet svoe nagrada back.  Chitaet novy book "All about Polezny" vnimatelny and poluchaet nagrada! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| January 12th, 2011 | |
| 09:16 pm [Link] |
About obman* Zdravstvui! Etot about obman! V malenkoe Russki village prozhivaet troe Russki Chelovek: Nikolay, Sergey and Stepan. Etot friends. Etot village v Sibir! Ochen malenky, but all Chelovek tut znat about Dr.Volz and doctrine "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! And use Etot every day! And Bogach&Zdorov! Only Nikolay NET delaet Takoe because NET znaet about. - Pochemu Ty NET Bogach&Zdorov? Pochemu Ty poluchaet NET priyatny every day? - sprosit Stepan v Nikolay. - Kakoe Etot Bogach&Zdorov? Ya NET znaet about! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ty NET znaet?!?! Etot NET vozmozhny! - zakrichit Sergey and rasskazat to Nikolay all about. - Takoe!!! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Ya need VHS-machine! Ya budet pokupaet Etot! - OK. - skazhet Stepan. - But mnogo razumny and economichny budet delaet Takoe samodelny kogda zima. Teper zima! Delaet Etot! - Etot budet mnogoe dolgoe! Ya budet pokupaet Etot and bystry poluchaet Bogach&Zdorov-effect! - skazhet lazy Nikolay. V Etot day Nikolay pokupaet dorogoe VHS-machine v TV-shop. And ochen silnoe mnogo radostny, but dorogoe VHS-machine NET rabotaet, because Etot TV-shop bylo obmanut Nikolay. * V novy book "All about Polezny" Ty smozhet prochitaet podrobny about Etot NET priyatny obman. And mnogoe polezny! Tags: all about polezny, physical zaryadka & spiritual prisyadka, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, vhs |
| November 19th, 2010 | |
| 03:41 pm [Link] |
Mnogo holodny Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogo holodny. Bylo silno zharky! Nikolay and Alexey use mnogoe alcohol and silno ustavat. - Takoe zharky! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe zharky! Mnogo potny! - otvetin Alexey. - Mnogo holodny - Etot much better! - Da Takoe! Nado waiting for zima! Nikolay and Alexey stal waiting for zima ochen silny and use mnogoe alcohol. Nastupilo zima. Ochen silny mnogo holodny. Temny and mrachny. Nikolay and Alexey silny zamerzaet and NET dovolny again. - Takoe holodny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe holodny! Mnogo zamerzaet! - otvetin Alexey. - Nado use mnogoe alcohol! Nikolay and Alexey stal delaet Takoe. - NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet razumny prohozhy. - Pochemu Takoe? Teper mnogo holodny zima. Ya and Alexey NET lubit Takoe silny holodny. - skazhet Nikolay. - Da Takoe! - skazhet Alexey. - Zima - VHS-time! - skazhet prohozhy gromkoe. - Nado delaet Takoe! And stalo mnogo horoshy! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, vhs, zima |
| November 17th, 2010 | |
| 01:09 am [Link] |
About vysoky zabor Zdravstvui! Etot about vysoky zabor. Nikolay, Alexander and Vladimir prozhival v malenky gorod v Russia. Etot gorod bylo spokoyny and tihy, but one time v center of Etot poyavitsya vysoky zabor. Etot bylo vnezapny! V odin night v zima! - Pochemu tut teper Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay. - Znachit Takoe tut nado! - skazhet Alexander. - Mnogo polezny za Etot zabor! Etot nado against voruet Takoe! - zakrichit Vladimir and polezt na zabor, but poluchaet mnogo electrichesky tok and padat and silny NET dovolny. - Etot electrichesky tok! Mnogo Takoe! - skazhet Vladimir and poyti v bolnica otdyhaet. - Obychny zabor. Nado idti with Ya smotrit VHS! Ya imeet mnogo novy, interesny and really polezny! - skazhet Alexander, but Nikolay NET poslushaet razumny. And Alexander poyti v svoe dom. Nikolay stalo mnogo dumaet about and perestavat spat at all. "Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo polezny?" - dumat Takoe. And polezt na zabor akkuratny only for posmotrit, but bystry poluchaet mnogoe electrichesky tok like Vladimir. "Pochemu Takoe electrichesky tok?" - zakrichit Nikolay and polezt again. And poluchaet electrichesky tok! And padat! "Nado roet bolshy yama!" - podumaet Nikolay, but polezt na zabor again. And poluchaet electrichesky tok! "Alexander razumny!" - podumaet Nikolay: "Nado idti smotrit VHS with Alexander!" And sdelaet Takoe. V next night vysoky zabor ischezlo. After 1 year Alexander - Bogach&Zdorov! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, rasskaz, vhs |
| November 13th, 2010 | |
| 12:42 am [Link] |
Pravda Zdravstvui! Etot about pravda! Mnogoe Chelovek dumaet: "Pravda - Etot polezny or NET Takoe?" Chitaet TUT ochen silny vnimatelny and Ty budet poluchaet mnogoe ponimaet Etot! Bylo zima. Holodny! Nikolay (Russki and Vzrosly Chelovek) vysoky and krasivy, but imeet dlinny NET rovnoe and NET krasivy nose. - Kakoe Ty schitaet about my nose? Etot krasivy? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druhi (Etot Valery and Sergey). - Etot krasivy! - otvetit Valery. - Da Takoe! - skazhet Sergey. Nikolay potrogat svoe nose and smotrit vnimatelny and strogo. - Ty hochet Takoe nose for Ty? - sprosit Nikolay. - Da Takoe! - otvetit Valery. - Zima - VHS-time! Nose - Etot NET Takoe vazhny! - skazhet Sergey. Nikolay potrogat svoe nose again and delaet vyvod. Kakoe vyvod delaet Nikolay? Tags: all about polezny, rasskaz, vhs, zima |
| November 1st, 2010 | |
| 08:46 pm [Link] |
About novy car Zdravstvui! Etot about novy car. Mnogoe Chelovek hochet pokupaet novy car! Etot mnogo horoshy! - Ya hochet pokupaet novy americansky car! Etot samy luchshy! - skazhet Sergey. Bogaty and silny! - NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly Vladimirov. - Japan car - Takoe mnogo better! Nadyezhny and NET dorogoe! - Ty and Ty govorit glupoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - German car - Etot nado pokupaet! Takoe bystry and sportivny! - Takoe!?!?! - zakrichit Sergey. - German car - Etot durnoe! Japan car - Etot NET razumny! - Japan car - Etot NET razumny?!?! - sprosit Anatoly Vladimirov surovy. - Ty - idiot! Nikolay delatsya krasny and hochet skazhet something too, but poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom smotrit VHS. Sergey and Anatoly Vladimirov dolgoe time rugat each other and dratsya. Kakoe tvoe opinion: Kakoe car better? Tags: all about polezny, polezny, rasskaz, vhs |
| October 29th, 2010 | |
| 04:07 pm [Link] |
Krepky slovo Zdravstvui! Etot about krepky slovo! Anatoly ochen lubit use krepky slovo and delat Takoe regularny. "Ya Vzrosly Russki and silny Chelovek! Ya must chastoe use krepky slovo, because silny, moguchy and surovy!" - govorit Takoe and hmuritsya. Anatoly use krepky slovo everywhere: v magazin, v svoe dom, v dom of svoe druh Nikolay, v ulica. - Pochemu Ty delaet Takoe? Etot NET kulturny!" - govorit raznoe Chelovek. - Etot NET nado znaet for Ty! - govorit Anatoly and use krepky slovo. - NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet raznoe Chelovek, but Anatoly NET slushaet. Anatoly regularny poluchaet v morda, but cherez Etot use krepky slovo much more chastoe. One time Anatoly use krepky slovo and hmuritsya ochen mnogo silny and cherez Etot slomat svoe nose. - Etot cherez krepky slovo! - skazhet Nikolay. - NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly and poyti spat. Tags: all about polezny, rasskaz, razumny |
| October 28th, 2010 | |
| 11:29 pm [Link] |
About Vkusny! Zdravstvui! Etot about vkusny! Dorogoe Druh! Ty lubit mnogo vkusny? Each Razumny Chelovek skazhet Takoe: "Da Takoe, mister Volz! Ochen silny!" But Ty NET mnogoe znaet about mnogoe vkusny - ochen chasto silno NET polezny! Now malenki rasskaz about.Sergey - Etot sidit v svoe dom and est some vkusny. "Kakoe horoshy! Etot samoe luchshy!" - govorit Sergey and ulybatsya. But vkusny zakonchitsya and Sergey perestat ulubatsya and pechalny. "Pochemu Takoe? Etot because Ya imeet too malo vkusny!" - podumaet Sergey and poyti to mazazin for poluchaet more Takoe. - Davay samoe vkusny! - skazhet Sergey in magazin. - And mnogo Takoe! - Da, Takoe! Nazdorovye! - skazhet prodavec and prinosit bolshoe pack. Etot bylo ochen silno mnogo vkusny and Sergey poest all Etot ochen bystroe and poluchaet bolnoe zhivot and NET ulybatsya more! - Pochemu Takoe ploho, mister Volz? - sprosit Sergey and mnogo seryazny. - Nado chitaet Tut! - otvetit Ya and podarit Sergey novy book "All About Polezny!" And after 10 minutes Etot pomogaet! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| October 26th, 2010 | |
| 08:00 pm [Link] |
Holodny Zima Zdravstvui! Etot about Holodny Zima. Bylo Russki Zima. Holodny and mnogo sneg. Nikolay bylo nothing to do and mnogo skuchaet. Sidit v dom and dumaet about razny: Bogach, Mnogo krasivy women, Sportivny car, Divan from Ikea. "Kakoe Etot horoshy! Ya hochet Takoe mnogoe!" - podumaet Nikolay and poyti spat. One time Nikolay delaet pozvonit svoe horoshy Druh - Alexey. Alexey - Russki Vzrosly Chelovek and mnogo razumny. Always davat polezny advice. - Zdravstvui Tut! Ya skuchno! Kakoe Ty delaet? - Zdravstvui! Ya ochen mnogoe radostny v Etot holodny and temny zima! - Pochemu Takoe? Kak Ty delaet Takoe? - Ya delaet VHS-machine! Etot udivitelny! 5 Takoe gotovoe! - Vozmozhny Ya budet delaet Takoe too? Spasibo! - skazhet Nikolay and polozhit trubka. "Etot ochen prostoe! Ya bystro sdelaet Takoe 100!" - podumaet Nikolay and nachinaet delaet Takoe, but after 1 hour sluchayny cherez neostorozhny lomaet svoe nose and both ruka! - Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Alexey. - Etot because Ty NET chitaet instruction! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, rasskaz, vhs, zima |
| October 19th, 2010 | |
| 08:58 pm [Link] |
Holodny voda Zdravstvui! Etot about holodny voda! Nikolay postoyanny use holodny voda for drink. "Ochen horoshy! Takoe osvezhit Ya" - govorit Nikolay. And prodolzhaet Takoe. - NET Takoe, Nikolay! Etot too holodny! Mnogo opasny! - skazhet sosed (Etot Vasily) - Ya NET slushaet Ty! - otvetit Nikolay. - Holodny voda - Etot polezny! Mnogo vitaminy and svezhy! Ya mnogo silny, Etot NET opasny for Ya. - Ya use Kipyatok every day! V Etot mnogo vitaminy! V holodny voda Etot NET Takoe at all! - skazhet Vasily, but Nikolay NET slushaet Razumny and drink mnogoe holodny voda. One time Nikolay drink too mnogo holodnoe voda and poluchaet prostuda. Vasily - Bogach&Zdorov. Tags: all about polezny, bogach&zdorov, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| October 18th, 2010 | |
| 12:31 am [Link] |
Otvaga Zdravstvui! Etot about otvaga. Andrew Sergeev - Etot voenny Russki Chelovek. "Ya voenny Chelovek and imeet mnogo otvaga!" - govorit Andrew Sergeev and delaetsya mnogo molchat and seryozny. Surovy. "All Russki voenny Chelovek always surovy! Polezny - Etot otvaga!" - govorit Takoe and idti spat. One time Andrew Sergeev idti and vidit Takoe: Molodoe woman pokupaet novy VHS-machine. "Etot krasivy, but bezumny molodoe woman. Pochemu Takoe VHS-machine? Etot NET nado!" - podumaet Andrew Sergeev. - Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Andrew Sergeev. - Etot nado for Bogach&Zdorov! Horoshy effect! And interesny! Priyatny! - otvetin molodoe woman and ulybaetsya. - Glupy! - otvetit Andrew Sergeev. - Voenny Russki Chelovek - NET nado Etot! Only nado Ya - Etot otvaga! After 1 year: 1. Molodoe woman - Bogach&Zdorov! 2. Andrew Sergeev - voenny! |
| October 14th, 2010 | |
| 07:57 pm [Link] |
About tea Zdravstvui! Etot about tea. Alexey Viktorovich ochen lubit svezhy tea. "Ya lubit horoshee tea! Etot vkusny and polezny!" - skazhet Alexey Viktorovich Takoe. And delaet Etot postoyanny. Every week Alexey Viktorovich hodit v magazin okolo svoe dom and pokupaet pack of svoe lubimoe tea. - Pochemu Etot Takoe vkusny? - sprosit Alexey Viktorovich. - Etot samoe luchshy! - Etot cherez nashe magazin samoe luchshy! - otvetit prodavec. - Ya budet hodit v Etot postoyanny! - skazhet Alexey Viktorovich. - Takoe vkusny! - Nazdorovye! Also Ty mozhet otdyhaet v Etot magazin and smotrit VHS! Etot tut postoyanny! - Da Takoe! One time Alexey Viktorovich idti v svoe lubimy magazin and vidit Takoe: teper tut sovsem drugoe magazin! Prodaet razlichny сlothes! "Etot mnogo pechalny, but Ya nuzhny novy suit, because moe stary and gryazny! And veliko! Etot horoshy magazin, because Ya pokupaet tut samy luchshy tea before!" - podumaet Alexey Viktorovich. - Ya budet pokupaet novy krasivy suit! Bely! Samy luchshy and dorogoe! Ty imeet Takoe? - sprosit Alexey Viktorovich. - Da Takoe! Ochen horoshy! Etot! - skazhet prodavec and smotrit hitry. Alexey Viktorovich pokupaet bely suit, prihodit v svoe dom and nadevat Etot. And NET dovolny! Novy, dorogoe, bely suit - Etot plohoe! NET krasivy! Pochemu Takoe? |