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Below are 10 entries, after skipping 40 most recent ones in the "richard_volz" journal:| November 19th, 2010 | |
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| 03:41 pm [Link] |
Mnogo holodny Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogo holodny. Bylo silno zharky! Nikolay and Alexey use mnogoe alcohol and silno ustavat. - Takoe zharky! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe zharky! Mnogo potny! - otvetin Alexey. - Mnogo holodny - Etot much better! - Da Takoe! Nado waiting for zima! Nikolay and Alexey stal waiting for zima ochen silny and use mnogoe alcohol. Nastupilo zima. Ochen silny mnogo holodny. Temny and mrachny. Nikolay and Alexey silny zamerzaet and NET dovolny again. - Takoe holodny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe holodny! Mnogo zamerzaet! - otvetin Alexey. - Nado use mnogoe alcohol! Nikolay and Alexey stal delaet Takoe. - NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet razumny prohozhy. - Pochemu Takoe? Teper mnogo holodny zima. Ya and Alexey NET lubit Takoe silny holodny. - skazhet Nikolay. - Da Takoe! - skazhet Alexey. - Zima - VHS-time! - skazhet prohozhy gromkoe. - Nado delaet Takoe! And stalo mnogo horoshy! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, vhs, zima |
| November 17th, 2010 | |
| 01:09 am [Link] |
About vysoky zabor Zdravstvui! Etot about vysoky zabor. Nikolay, Alexander and Vladimir prozhival v malenky gorod v Russia. Etot gorod bylo spokoyny and tihy, but one time v center of Etot poyavitsya vysoky zabor. Etot bylo vnezapny! V odin night v zima! - Pochemu tut teper Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay. - Znachit Takoe tut nado! - skazhet Alexander. - Mnogo polezny za Etot zabor! Etot nado against voruet Takoe! - zakrichit Vladimir and polezt na zabor, but poluchaet mnogo electrichesky tok and padat and silny NET dovolny. - Etot electrichesky tok! Mnogo Takoe! - skazhet Vladimir and poyti v bolnica otdyhaet. - Obychny zabor. Nado idti with Ya smotrit VHS! Ya imeet mnogo novy, interesny and really polezny! - skazhet Alexander, but Nikolay NET poslushaet razumny. And Alexander poyti v svoe dom. Nikolay stalo mnogo dumaet about and perestavat spat at all. "Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo polezny?" - dumat Takoe. And polezt na zabor akkuratny only for posmotrit, but bystry poluchaet mnogoe electrichesky tok like Vladimir. "Pochemu Takoe electrichesky tok?" - zakrichit Nikolay and polezt again. And poluchaet electrichesky tok! And padat! "Nado roet bolshy yama!" - podumaet Nikolay, but polezt na zabor again. And poluchaet electrichesky tok! "Alexander razumny!" - podumaet Nikolay: "Nado idti smotrit VHS with Alexander!" And sdelaet Takoe. V next night vysoky zabor ischezlo. After 1 year Alexander - Bogach&Zdorov! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, rasskaz, vhs |
| November 1st, 2010 | |
| 08:46 pm [Link] |
About novy car Zdravstvui! Etot about novy car. Mnogoe Chelovek hochet pokupaet novy car! Etot mnogo horoshy! - Ya hochet pokupaet novy americansky car! Etot samy luchshy! - skazhet Sergey. Bogaty and silny! - NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly Vladimirov. - Japan car - Takoe mnogo better! Nadyezhny and NET dorogoe! - Ty and Ty govorit glupoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - German car - Etot nado pokupaet! Takoe bystry and sportivny! - Takoe!?!?! - zakrichit Sergey. - German car - Etot durnoe! Japan car - Etot NET razumny! - Japan car - Etot NET razumny?!?! - sprosit Anatoly Vladimirov surovy. - Ty - idiot! Nikolay delatsya krasny and hochet skazhet something too, but poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom smotrit VHS. Sergey and Anatoly Vladimirov dolgoe time rugat each other and dratsya. Kakoe tvoe opinion: Kakoe car better? Tags: all about polezny, polezny, rasskaz, vhs |
| October 28th, 2010 | |
| 11:29 pm [Link] |
About Vkusny! Zdravstvui! Etot about vkusny! Dorogoe Druh! Ty lubit mnogo vkusny? Each Razumny Chelovek skazhet Takoe: "Da Takoe, mister Volz! Ochen silny!" But Ty NET mnogoe znaet about mnogoe vkusny - ochen chasto silno NET polezny! Now malenki rasskaz about.Sergey - Etot sidit v svoe dom and est some vkusny. "Kakoe horoshy! Etot samoe luchshy!" - govorit Sergey and ulybatsya. But vkusny zakonchitsya and Sergey perestat ulubatsya and pechalny. "Pochemu Takoe? Etot because Ya imeet too malo vkusny!" - podumaet Sergey and poyti to mazazin for poluchaet more Takoe. - Davay samoe vkusny! - skazhet Sergey in magazin. - And mnogo Takoe! - Da, Takoe! Nazdorovye! - skazhet prodavec and prinosit bolshoe pack. Etot bylo ochen silno mnogo vkusny and Sergey poest all Etot ochen bystroe and poluchaet bolnoe zhivot and NET ulybatsya more! - Pochemu Takoe ploho, mister Volz? - sprosit Sergey and mnogo seryazny. - Nado chitaet Tut! - otvetit Ya and podarit Sergey novy book "All About Polezny!" And after 10 minutes Etot pomogaet! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz |
| October 26th, 2010 | |
| 08:00 pm [Link] |
Holodny Zima Zdravstvui! Etot about Holodny Zima. Bylo Russki Zima. Holodny and mnogo sneg. Nikolay bylo nothing to do and mnogo skuchaet. Sidit v dom and dumaet about razny: Bogach, Mnogo krasivy women, Sportivny car, Divan from Ikea. "Kakoe Etot horoshy! Ya hochet Takoe mnogoe!" - podumaet Nikolay and poyti spat. One time Nikolay delaet pozvonit svoe horoshy Druh - Alexey. Alexey - Russki Vzrosly Chelovek and mnogo razumny. Always davat polezny advice. - Zdravstvui Tut! Ya skuchno! Kakoe Ty delaet? - Zdravstvui! Ya ochen mnogoe radostny v Etot holodny and temny zima! - Pochemu Takoe? Kak Ty delaet Takoe? - Ya delaet VHS-machine! Etot udivitelny! 5 Takoe gotovoe! - Vozmozhny Ya budet delaet Takoe too? Spasibo! - skazhet Nikolay and polozhit trubka. "Etot ochen prostoe! Ya bystro sdelaet Takoe 100!" - podumaet Nikolay and nachinaet delaet Takoe, but after 1 hour sluchayny cherez neostorozhny lomaet svoe nose and both ruka! - Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Alexey. - Etot because Ty NET chitaet instruction! Tags: all about polezny, polezny, rasskaz, vhs, zima |
| October 19th, 2010 | |
| 08:58 pm [Link] |
Holodny voda Zdravstvui! Etot about holodny voda! Nikolay postoyanny use holodny voda for drink. "Ochen horoshy! Takoe osvezhit Ya" - govorit Nikolay. And prodolzhaet Takoe. - NET Takoe, Nikolay! Etot too holodny! Mnogo opasny! - skazhet sosed (Etot Vasily) - Ya NET slushaet Ty! - otvetit Nikolay. - Holodny voda - Etot polezny! Mnogo vitaminy and svezhy! Ya mnogo silny, Etot NET opasny for Ya. - Ya use Kipyatok every day! V Etot mnogo vitaminy! V holodny voda Etot NET Takoe at all! - skazhet Vasily, but Nikolay NET slushaet Razumny and drink mnogoe holodny voda. One time Nikolay drink too mnogo holodnoe voda and poluchaet prostuda. Vasily - Bogach&Zdorov. Tags: all about polezny, bogach&zdorov, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny |
| December 28th, 2009 | |
| 11:44 pm [Link] |
Ochen interesny! Zdravstvui! Today Ya sdelaet polezny vklad part of svoe capital to "zavod delaet Takoe"! Ya imeet controlling interests of Etot(80%)! Etot proverenny and ochen udobny! And with udobny CHEHOL! NET pachkaet! NET isportit! Nado pokupaet Takoe! Ya recommend Takoe for razumny part of Russian People! Etot est interesny for razumny, sovremenny, NET tolsty, sportivny Chelovek lubit udobny and NET interesny for lazy, glupy, tolsty and NET razumny! Kakoe Ty est sort of Chelovek? a. Razumny, Sovremenny, Sportivny, NET tolsty b. Lazy, Glupy, Tolsty, NET Razumny If Ty skazhet "Konechny .a! Ya est Razumny, Sovremenny, NET tolsty, Sportivny!" - nado pokupaet and use ponaznacheniyu! Horoshy! If Ty skazhet ".b. Ya est Lazy, Glupy, Tolsty, NET Razumny." - Etot est plohoe! Nado sdelaet svoe razumny choice! P.S.: Etot with dopolnitelnoe smennoe polezny in boxes! Etot NET meshaet! |
| November 9th, 2009 | |
| 05:07 pm [Link] |
Next rasskaz Net secret for all: Some people - govorit, Some people - delaet. About Govorit and Delaet Zhit v Russia dva chelovek Sergey and Alexey. Etot and Etot lubit odin prekrasny girl - Zoya. Sergey bylo chelovek dela. - Ya poedet far far away and prinosit Volshebny Prekrasny Predmet for Zoya, - skazhet Sergey and uehat za Takoe. Alexey bylo lazy chelovek and sidit v svoe dom and dumaet: - Ya poedet za Takoe for Zoya too! But Alexey bylo too lazy and Net poehat. - Ya napishet some prekrasny poetry for Zoya! - dumaet Alexey. But smotrit VHS-machine and net imeet time na Takoe. Sergey puteshestvovat mnogo time and naiti Volshebny Prekrasny Predmet, but ochen silny polubit Etot predmet and ostavit Takoe sebe. Alexey all Etot time sidit v svoe dom and smotrit VHS. One time Alexey meet girl much more prekrasny than Zoya and zhenitsya on Etot for nothing to do and smotrit VHS together! A Zoya sdelalos zhena for Nikolay Alexeev. |
| November 5th, 2009 | |
| 01:20 am [Link] |
Polezny rasskaz Zdravstvui! Ya nachinaet pishet mnogo malenki rasskaz. Etot budet net Takoe prosto, but ochen ponyatny! Ya dumaet, Rasskaz - Etot better for ponimaet Russian People. Bud umny - chitaet ochen silny vnimatelny for ponimaet about and poluchat mnogo polezny! Delaetsya more umny and gotov!
Sergey Viktorovich and Nikolay Alexeev
Sergey Viktorovich sidit v dom and imeet nothing to delaet. Etot skuchny and Net interesny, but Sergey Viktorovich otdyhat because rabotaet mnogo time. Etot - vyhodnoe. Sergey Viktorovich est mnogo Net polezny eda. Etot ustaly and Net poluchaet interesny, but imeet povezlo: horoshy rabota and dengi na eda. Kogda net rabota, Sergey Viktorovich imeet nothing to delaet. Sergey Viktorovich zhit v Moskva and tolsty, but imeet dostatok. V odin vyhodnoy day Sergey Viktorovich ochen silny povezlo poluchaet odin polezny SPAM, but Sergey Viktorovich skazhet NET for prochitaet and dumaet about. Sergey Viktorovich vybrosit polezny SPAM and delaetsya zloy cherez Etot. - SPAM - Net polezny! - skazhet Tak. - Etot for glupy and Net for Vzrosly Chelovek! Ya Serious, Vazhny and Otdyhaet after vazhy dolzhnost! skazhet Takoe and poyti v otdyhaet. Nikolay Alexeev Net imeet rabota. Etot delaet physical zaryadka every day and imeet horoshy forma, but ne ochen silny because Etot net pomeschaetsya v graphic. Nikolay Alexeev zhit v stary village and imeet malo znaet about razlichny. On bedny, but bodry. Nikolay Alexeev Net poluchaet polezny SPAM cherez ochen silny bedny and Net znaet all polezny of Etot. V Etot stary village SPAM NET imeet vozmozhny dostavka. Ochen stary. V odin day Nikolay Alexeev poyti v forest za griby for eda. Nikolay Alexeev ochen silny mnogo lubit svezhy oxygen, zima, Russian nature, Russian forest and griby for eda. V forest horosho! Tut mnogo zveri. And Etot lubit Nikolay Alexeev za dobry character and horoshee forma. Nikolay Alexeev lubit Etot zveri too. And birds! Mnogo oxygen and polezny around! - Etot forest ochen horoshy - skazhet Nikolay Alexeev and sdelat deep vzdoh. - Tut prostorny! Nikolay Alexeev smotret around and vidit SOMETHING v kust. Etot vozmozhny opasny, but Nikolay Alexeev NET imeet strah completely! And horoshy physical forma! Nikolay Alexeev take Etot, nesti v svoe izba and begin to use ponaznacheniyu every day. After odin year - Nikolay Alexeev delaetsya bogach and priehat zhit v Moskva! Horoshy Rabota, dostatok, Zdorov and General Director nad Sergey Viktorovich. Ne tolsty! Teper Ya sprashivaet Ty: KAKOE ETOT NAHODIT NIKOLAY ALEXEEV IN FOREST V PROSHLY YEAR? If Ty chitaet rasskaz vnimatelny and umny - Ty smozhet davat pravilny otvet na Etot. Nagrada za pravilnoe otvet - 1 Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek™. |
| October 28th, 2009 | |
| 09:24 pm [Link] |
Pomogaet (first step) Ya net budet teryaet time and right now Ya begin to podgotovit Russian People k vstrecha with Ya v next year. 1 Step - Etot budet izbavit Razumny chast of Russian People ot odin iz opasny national disease - CHIREY! Nosit Takoe (more than 1) est nevospitanny neobrazovanny and nekulturny. Etot (more than 1) nado udalyaet cherez aktivny nagibanie vpered and dumaet about horosho and NET dumaet about ETOT! Etot first. Potom nado gluboko dyshit(mnogo time), smotrit, slyshit and dumaet about some polezny (VHS for example). And NET mozhno trogaet ETOT or nado chistit tvoe hand with special poroshok (Ya rasskazhet about later). Nado povtoryaet Takoe all zima every day (Weekend too. Mozhno malo otdyhaet v Christmas and Maslenitsa). And next Year Ty budet vstrechaet Dr.Volz without Etot (or with 1 only). And Maly Deti too! |