Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka
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Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in the "richard_volz" journal:
02:42 am
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Snegovik Zdravstvui! Etot korotenky story about snegovik. Etot for maly deti.
Bylo zima. Mnogoe snow around! Molodoe boy Andrew (Russki) sozdal bolshoe otlichny Snegovik. And radostny!
- Kakoe Etot snegovik otlichny! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe! - Nado idti v svoe dom spat, Andrew! Ty sdelaet novy Snegovik tomorrow after shkola! - skazhet Zoya Nikolaevna. - NET Takoe, Zoya Nikolaevna! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Snegovik right teper!
Zoya Nikolaevna poyti v svoe dom spat, but Andrew NET Takoe. Andrew nachinat delaet novy Snegovik, but very ustaly and temnoe night around. Snegovik NET poluchatsya! NET otlichny!
V next day Andrew opazdat v shkola and poluchit plohoe otmetka!

Tags: all about polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny, zima
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01:09 pm
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Vegetables Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables - polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny - mnogoe zdorov! Etot Takoe? Chitaet v TUT!
Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. - Etot Takoe polezny! - skazhet Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. - If Ty poest Etot - budet mnogoe zdorov!
Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka.
- Svetlana, come with us! - skazhet friends. - V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy! - Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! - otvetit Svetlana and poest one more.
- Svetlana! Nodo idti smotrit novy VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe! - Vegetables much horoshy! - skazhet Svetlana.
- Teper zima! - skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. - Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya! Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device! - VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda.
After odin year...

Hochet znat more? Chitaet novy book "All About polezny"!
Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, razumny, vhs, zima
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03:41 pm
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Mnogo holodny Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogo holodny.
Bylo silno zharky! Nikolay and Alexey use mnogoe alcohol and silno ustavat.
- Takoe zharky! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe zharky! Mnogo potny! - otvetin Alexey. - Mnogo holodny - Etot much better! - Da Takoe! Nado waiting for zima!
Nikolay and Alexey stal waiting for zima ochen silny and use mnogoe alcohol. Nastupilo zima. Ochen silny mnogo holodny. Temny and mrachny. Nikolay and Alexey silny zamerzaet and NET dovolny again.
- Takoe holodny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe holodny! Mnogo zamerzaet! - otvetin Alexey. - Nado use mnogoe alcohol!
Nikolay and Alexey stal delaet Takoe.
- NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet razumny prohozhy. - Pochemu Takoe? Teper mnogo holodny zima. Ya and Alexey NET lubit Takoe silny holodny. - skazhet Nikolay. - Da Takoe! - skazhet Alexey. - Zima - VHS-time! - skazhet prohozhy gromkoe. - Nado delaet Takoe!
And stalo mnogo horoshy!
Tags: all about polezny, polezny, pomogaet, rasskaz, vhs, zima
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12:42 am
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Pravda Zdravstvui! Etot about pravda!
Mnogoe Chelovek dumaet: "Pravda - Etot polezny or NET Takoe?" Chitaet TUT ochen silny vnimatelny and Ty budet poluchaet mnogoe ponimaet Etot!
Bylo zima. Holodny! Nikolay (Russki and Vzrosly Chelovek) vysoky and krasivy, but imeet dlinny NET rovnoe and NET krasivy nose.
- Kakoe Ty schitaet about my nose? Etot krasivy? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druhi (Etot Valery and Sergey). - Etot krasivy! - otvetit Valery. - Da Takoe! - skazhet Sergey.
Nikolay potrogat svoe nose and smotrit vnimatelny and strogo.
- Ty hochet Takoe nose for Ty? - sprosit Nikolay. - Da Takoe! - otvetit Valery. - Zima - VHS-time! Nose - Etot NET Takoe vazhny! - skazhet Sergey.
Nikolay potrogat svoe nose again and delaet vyvod.
Kakoe vyvod delaet Nikolay?
Tags: all about polezny, rasskaz, vhs, zima
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08:00 pm
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Holodny Zima Zdravstvui! Etot about Holodny Zima.
Bylo Russki Zima. Holodny and mnogo sneg. Nikolay bylo nothing to do and mnogo skuchaet. Sidit v dom and dumaet about razny: Bogach, Mnogo krasivy women, Sportivny car, Divan from Ikea. "Kakoe Etot horoshy! Ya hochet Takoe mnogoe!" - podumaet Nikolay and poyti spat.
One time Nikolay delaet pozvonit svoe horoshy Druh - Alexey. Alexey - Russki Vzrosly Chelovek and mnogo razumny. Always davat polezny advice.
- Zdravstvui Tut! Ya skuchno! Kakoe Ty delaet? - Zdravstvui! Ya ochen mnogoe radostny v Etot holodny and temny zima! - Pochemu Takoe? Kak Ty delaet Takoe? - Ya delaet VHS-machine! Etot udivitelny! 5 Takoe gotovoe! - Vozmozhny Ya budet delaet Takoe too? Spasibo! - skazhet Nikolay and polozhit trubka.
"Etot ochen prostoe! Ya bystro sdelaet Takoe 100!" - podumaet Nikolay and nachinaet delaet Takoe, but after 1 hour sluchayny cherez neostorozhny lomaet svoe nose and both ruka!
- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Alexey. - Etot because Ty NET chitaet instruction!
Tags: all about polezny, polezny, rasskaz, vhs, zima
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12:13 am
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Takoe Regatta!

Zdravstvui!
Today Ya radostny to present Ty TAKOE! Etot regatta sdelal odno my uchenik.
Etot bylo bedny, imeet ostalos malo zuby, tolsty and completely bald. Lazy and glupy. But Etot imeet ochen silny mnogo povezlo: FIRST uznaet about all polezny of "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". (Etot bylo Takoe experiment on Russky Chelovek)
AND UDACHA!!!
Teper Etot imeet novy zuby(much better than before bylo), zdorov&bogach, umny, volosaty and net boitsya work hard more! And NET Tolsty! Etot stalo cherez odno year! Teper Etot stalo sdelaet sobstvenny parusny regatta, cherez silny mnogo bogach!
Etot govorit: Spasibo, Dr.Volz! Ya ochen silny mnogo blagodarny Ty za Takoe! Ya hochet zvat Etot my Regatta "Moguchy&Razumny Dr.Volz"! Ty pozvolit Ya sdelaet Takoe? "NET Takoe! Nado zvat Etot FIRSTBYFIRST, because Ty FIRST stalo BOGACH&ZDOROV cherez Etot! Etot razumny, krasivy and Takoe!" - skazhet Ya Takoe. And Etot skazhet: "Spasibo Dr.Volz za razumny and krasivy!" and sdelaet Takoe.
Ya gorditsya Takoe uchenik! Etot - ochen silno mnogo horoshy and bogach! NET tolsty!
Takoe poluchilos cherez verit Dr.Volz and stary VHS-machine. Pomnit about Takoe! Delaet VHS-machine samodelny kogda zima!
Tags: physical zaryadka & spiritual prisyadka, russian people, vhs, zima
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05:10 pm
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About odin Russian Bogach Bylo zima and ochen silny holodny and sneg. And sugrob! Etot bylo ochen silny long and temno! Mnogo Russian People use alcohol and nothing to do. And terpelo. Skuchny and Net interesny waiting for spring for posevnaya.
But odin Russian Chelovek - Sergey Toporov Net imeet skuchat! Vesely, Zdorov and imeet bogatoe house and all mebel from Ikea. And internet! And pokupaet bolshoe lodka for mozhno plavaet and spit in! And krasivy wife!
Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo Russian People zavidovat to Etot! And try to delaet some Net polezny for Etot razumny Chelovek. But Etot net imeet uspeh, and Sergey Toporov bogach&zdorov!
"Sergey Toporov delaet Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS - Etot ponyatny, but pochemu Takoe uspeh?", - dumaet nerazumny part of Russian People. "Etot - est glupy and Net polezny! But pochemu Etot rabotaet?", - dumaet Russian People Takoe. And zavidovat. And use alcohol more. And prodolzhit Net verit v polezny of Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS.
Nastupilo vesna. Sergey Toporov sdelal posevnaya more bystro than all Russian People and imeet time to poydet to Moscow and Kazan, meet Dr.Volz and poluchit Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek And samodelny VHS-machine JVC. And poydet to Ikea and kupit samoe dorogoe divan!
Ostalnoe people s bolshoe slozhny prodolzhaet delaet posevnaya. And zavidovat: 1. Gde Etot brat mnogo free time? 2. Pochemu bogach? 3. Mnogo mebel from Ikea! 4. Pochemu Etot delaet glupy Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS? Etot Net serious for vzrosly Chelovek! 5. Gde bral Dekorativny krasivy Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek(2)? 6. Gde bral dengi na dorogoe VHS-machine? 7. Pochemu Net use alcohol with us all zima?
A Sergey Toporov postavil krasivoe divan to svoe lodka and uplyt to lovit fish.
Tags: physical zaryadka & spiritual prisyadka, vhs, zima
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03:53 am
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ZIMA. VHS time. Ya hochet skazhet about ZIMA. Etot uzhe tut! Teper time to delaet VHS-MACHINE samodelny! Etot nado for use "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS". (Etot posledny for "chelovek NET pomnit about Takoe")
Net bud lazy! Bogach&Zdorov waiting for Ty! And Dekorativny Hleb for Vzrosly Chelovek!
Vsem rasskazyvaesh pro Dr.Volz and "Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! Nado rasskazyvaesh very silny mnogo Russian People(friends and drugoe) for Etot and Etot uspevaet delaet easy VHS-machine!
Tags: physical zaryadka & spiritual prisyadka, russian people, vhs, zima
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