Wednesday, October 6th, 2004
The Slashkiddiethese pre-pubescent, acne ridden, illiterate, kids who have their hands glued to their cocks in a masterbatory frenzy are generally the most harmless of the bunch. i mean, how dangerous can somebody be if all they fucking do all day is hope that their latest masterpiece of exquisitely written prose called a comment on whatever bullshit pseudowank story gets modded to the fabled "+5 insightful" level. however, i pray that that doesn't happen because if it ever does, their going to blow their load all over the decrepit remains of some half-built PC they were modding and die in a bizarre electricution accident - only to have their parents later find them in what could only be a called a "compromising" position.