А я брахаць ня ўмею, дык і завыў Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in the "syarzhuk" journal:
November 5th, 2008
04:47 am
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Citizens with eyes, ears, and the ability to wake up and realize what truly matters in the end are also believed to have played a crucial role in Tuesday's election.

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October 24th, 2008
02:38 pm
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Syarzhuk's Voting Guide
Electors of President and Vice President: NADER and GONZALEZ, Independent
1) if you live in a non-battleground state, voting for either of the major party candidates is throwing the vote away. No matter how the readers of this entry will vote, MA will vote for Obama anyway
2) in such a case the only rationale for voting at all is to give the major politicians a signal where your preferences are. So if you are a conservative in a non-battleground state, it would make much more sense to vote for Barr, and if you are a liberal, it would make much more sense to vote for Nader/Gonzalez (or the Green ticket of McKinney/Clemente). After all, Dems did move to the left - compare Obama/Biden to the Gore circa 2000/Lieberman - a lot because of Nader.

Senator: JOHN F. KERRY
After giving up presidential hopes he gave up pandering to undecided Ohioans and became a real lefty senator - just what we Bay Staters need.

Representative: EDWARD J. MARKEY
He is not doing much in Congress - but he's not doing anything bad. The other choice on the ticket is a Republican, and these guys cannot be trusted, period.

State Representative - against all. It's a shame that Republican Tisei runs unopposed.

Ballot questions:
1 (elimination of income tax) - NO. I know a lot of smart folks who want to vote Yes just to see what will the state powers do

2 (decriminalizing marijuana) - YES. In my opinion, this is the biggest reason to vote this year. This is the only item on the ballot where your vote can make a significant and positive change.

3 (prohibition of dog racing) - NO. The greyhound racing business is subject to Mass General Laws and is regulated by the State Racing Commission. If there are any problems with the way dogs are treated, they are a reason to pressure the commission into regulating the racetracks better - but not for closing the tracks outright! I don't think we should be prohibiting an activity that people find enjoyable, getting the state rid of jobs and tax income.

crossposted to BlueMassGroup

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October 23rd, 2008
01:30 pm
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Block African witchcraft curses against McCain and Palin NOW!
Bree Keyton, a young woman evangelist who had just traveled to Kenya and visited Obama's home village and what she found out about his relations with his tribal people was chilling. And his "cousin" Odinga was dreadful. She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected.

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October 7th, 2008
02:38 pm
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The Poetry of Sarah Palin
"Secret Conversation"

I asked President Karzai:

"Is that what you are seeking, also?
"That strategy that has worked in Iraq?
"That John McCain had pushed for?
"More troops?
"A counterinsurgency strategy?"

And he said, "Yes."

http://www.slate.com/id/2201342/pagenum/all/#page_start

Current Music: Boney Nem - I Saw You Dancing
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September 30th, 2008
09:18 am
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The OTHER Sarah
"Barack Hussein Obama its a super fucking shitty name, but you'd think that somebody named Manischewitz Guberman might understand that"

http://www.nextbook.org/cultural/blogitem.html?id=5085
http://www.vimeo.com/1808434?pg=embed&sec=1808434

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September 26th, 2008
11:12 pm
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Get Shorty!
Americans have trouble with long words. So it shouldn't be surprising that my highly scientific analysis of the last 10 presidential elections shows that in 8 of 10 the winning ticket was the one where the combined length of the last names of running mates was shorter. The rule is "Whichever ticket has the shorter combined length wins, except for Democrats running with Clinton on a ticket or against Bob Dole, when they win anyway" :)

1968 NixonAgnew HumphreyMuskie
1972 NixonAgnew McGovernShriver
1976* CarterMondale FordDole
1980 ReaganBush CarterMondale
1984 ReaganBush MondaleFerraro
1988 BushQuayle DukakisBentsen
1992** ClintonGore BushQuayle
1996* ** ClintonGore DoleKemp
2000 BushCheney GoreLieberman
2004 BushCheney KerryEdwards
*Bob Dole on the R ticket
**Bill Clinton on the D ticket

Based on that, we can predict that Obama/Biden will win over McCain/Palin.

Update - the 1992 data was incorrect; as a result, the Clinton rule was added...

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03:53 pm
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Bingo cards for tonight debate
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September 23rd, 2008
11:19 am
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Presidential vote predictions
Ok, it's time to make your predictions. Here's mine.
Mostly the vote outcome will be the same as in 2004 (for example, FL will vote R), with the following differences:
- Democrats will pick up Iowa and New Mexico;
- Republicans might pick up New Hampshire.

The three toss-up states for which I am not making predictions and which will be key factors in deciding this race are Virginia, Ohio and Colorado. Whoever gets any 2 of these 3 will win.

Make your own predictions in the comments.

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11:13 am
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І яшчэ пра палітыку
Пасьля намінацыі Сары Палін клятыя лібералы ў Сан-Францыска больш не купляюць віно 'Палін Сыра'
'Palin Syrah' Wine Drops in Sales After Sarah Palin Veep Pick
http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/09/palin-syrah-sarah-sara-wine-drops-in-sales.html

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September 22nd, 2008
03:26 pm
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That's a good one
I was talking to a friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to be Vice President some day. Both of her parents were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were to be the Vice President of the United States of America, what is the first thing you would do?'

She replied, "What is it exactly a vice-president does?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart."

thx [info]shvarz@lj for the link

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02:27 pm
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Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

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September 5th, 2008
11:42 am
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Выбар Макейна мне падабаецца тым, што канчаткова перавёў (для мяне) гэтыя выбары з разьдзела 'Палітыка' ў разьдзел 'Забаўкі'. Паглядзіце, пяцёра дзяцей, цяжарная дачка, плёткі, што сын на самой справе ўнук - гэта-ж чыстая мыльная вопера! Вось і зараз чытаеш артыкул і не адразу разумееш, гэта сур'ёзны камэнтатар ці гумарыст.

McCain also understands this election is about inexperience. America doesn’t want another Bush administration, and the only way to insure that is to elect people so inexperienced they don’t know enough about the government to corrupt it. Barack Obama’s set the experience bar pretty low, and to win, McCain needs to fail to clear it. Hence Sarah Palin, whose main qualification is she’s not a terrible mother. I can’t imagine a candidate less ready for national power — or more perfectly what Americans are looking for. By choosing Palin, McCain has guaranteed his victory in November. And also another four years of slapdash, incompetent leadership. But really at this point anything else would feel weird.

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