Migrating Social Security Administration off of COBOL
The Social Security Administration has 60 million lines of COBOL code
and has long planned to migrate that very slowly and carefully into a
more modern programming language. It would take years. But now the
wrecking crew (LOGE, *) wants to do it in a few months.
It will surely have many new bugs. But instead of having humans do it,
they plan to use bullshit generators
to write the new code.
That will guarantee plenty of absurd mistakes that humans wouldn't make.
What could make the situation worse than that?
The SSA could stop answering the phones, and eliminate most
of the human beings to complain to.
Hmm, that's what they just did. Looks like someone is planning to
make the Social Security system fail disastrously.
* LOGE = Lots of Grief, Evisceration
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