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Пишет Misha Verbitsky ([info]tiphareth)
@ 2011-11-22 23:33:00

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Alien abduction insurance
Оказывается, можно купить страховку против похищения инопланетян.
Также против беременности от инопланетян (даже мужчинами).

Аt a cost of roughly $155 a year the GRIP policy would
pay about $160,000 to someone who could show that they had
been abducted by a being who was not from Earth. The
payment would double if the insured person was impregnated
during the event. Men were also able to purchase the
impregnation insurance for protection against the unknown
capabilities of alien technology.


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2011-11-23 03:37 (ссылка)
в экспедиции Дятлова как минимум один человек был изувечен похожим образом (дроном, вырезающим органы изнутри)


Although the exact nature of mutilations varies from case to case, a typical mutilation may involve any or all of the following: -

The removal of eyes, udders and sexual organs very cleanly with surgical precision.
The removal of the anus to a depth of around 12 inches similar in appearance to surgical coring.
The removal of the lips and/or tongue deeply cut out from the throat.
The removal of one ear.
The removal of major organs (such as heart or liver) with no obvious entry/excision marks. Often, if the heart is missing, apart from no excision wound, the Pericardium will still be present and intact, with the heart missing.
The stripping of hide and flesh from the jaw and the area directly beneath the ear to the bone.
The removal of soft organs from the lower body.
The presence of incisions and cuts across the body that appear to have been made by a surgical instrument.
Unexplained damage to remaining organs, but no sign of damage to the surrounding area.
A lack of predation signs (including teethmarks, tearing of the skin or flesh, or animal footprints) on or around the carcass.
Lack of obvious scavenging.
In many cases, a draining of the majority of blood from the animal. What blood is left exhibits color anomalies and may not coagulate for days.
The animal will appear 'dumped' or dropped in a secluded area, with no animal, human or vehicle track(s) leading to or from the site. Some have been found draped over fences or in treetops.
The ground under the animal appears depressed, as if the animal was dropped on the site from a height leaving an impact crater.
The animal's bones found to be fractured with injuries consistent with being dropped.
Strange marks/holes in the ground around the carcass.
Other cattle avoid the carcass and the area where it's found.
Eyewitness reports of aerial objects in the vicinity of cattle at the time of an animal going missing.

Italian Woman Impregnated by Aliens

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2011-11-23 11:40 (ссылка)
Это охуенно.

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