Re: И вновь продолжается бой!
My my, aren’t you a precocious little scamp? I can only imagine what you were like as a child, running amok, constantly misbehaving to get attention. I can almost see your father gazing at you with a pained expression on his face as he pours more brandy into his morning coffee after you shove a feather duster up your ass proclaiming “Dada! I’m the Roadrunner! Beep! Beep!”

While your constant attempts to get my attention by shoving chopsticks up your ass and screaming “I’m a compass!” or suction-cupping a dildo to your forehead and announcing “I’m a unicorn!” are adorable, they’re also the reason your parents wouldn’t leave you unsupervised around family pets. When you have something to say, just remember that we ignore you for a reason, and despite your insistence to the contrary, sliding three lit candles in your anus does not make you a candelabra.