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Пишет Misha Verbitsky (![[info]](http://lj.rossia.org/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tiphareth) |
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Presently, when the last vitamin had been guzzled,
Viscount Boaz rose to propose the health of the guests
of honour. His speech was greeted by loud applause and
was then done into English by the Court Interpreter.
‘Your Majesty, Lords and Ladies. It is my privilege
and delight this evening to welcome with open arms of
brotherly love to our city Dame Mildred Porch and Miss
Tin, two ladies renowned throughout the famous
country of Europe for their great cruelty to animals. We
Azanians are a proud and ancient nation but we have
much to learn from the white people of the West and
North. We too, in our small way, are cruel to our
animals’ —and here the Minister for the Interior di-
gressed at some length to recount with hideous detail
what he had himself once done with a woodman’s axe
to a wild boar— ‘but it is to the great nations of the West
and North, especially to their worthy representatives
that are with us tonight, that we look as our natural
leaders on the road of progress. Ladies and gentlemen,
we must be Modern, we must be refined in our Cruelty
to Animals. That is the message of the New Age brought
to us by our guests this evening. May I, in conclusion,
raise my glass and ask you to join with me in wishing
them old age and prolonged fecundity.’
Presently, when the last vitamin had been guzzled,
Viscount Boaz rose to propose the health of the guests
of honour. His speech was greeted by loud applause and
was then done into English by the Court Interpreter.
‘Your Majesty, Lords and Ladies. It is my privilege
and delight this evening to welcome with open arms of
brotherly love to our city Dame Mildred Porch and Miss
Tin, two ladies renowned throughout the famous
country of Europe for their great cruelty to animals. We
Azanians are a proud and ancient nation but we have
much to learn from the white people of the West and
North. We too, in our small way, are cruel to our
animals’ —and here the Minister for the Interior di-
gressed at some length to recount with hideous detail
what he had himself once done with a woodman’s axe
to a wild boar— ‘but it is to the great nations of the West
and North, especially to their worthy representatives
that are with us tonight, that we look as our natural
leaders on the road of progress. Ladies and gentlemen,
we must be Modern, we must be refined in our Cruelty
to Animals. That is the message of the New Age brought
to us by our guests this evening. May I, in conclusion,
raise my glass and ask you to join with me in wishing
them old age and prolonged fecundity.’
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