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This guide is written under the premise that if you’re not brushing your teeth, going to the bathroom, answering emails, and doing yoga all at the same time every morning, you’re wasting your life. And that “proper” paragraphs are inefficient.

Sprint everywhere

Don’t think that just because you’re sprinting you can’t be eating breakfast.

Oats. The epitome of efficiency.
Also, the extra fiber will help shave your bowel movements to seconds

I fulfill my daily sleeping requirements by entering a deep REM state for a tenth of a second every time I blink. Alternatively, memorize your surroundings and sleep while sprinting everywhere.

Start all phone conversations with “Talk to me.” End all real life conversations by sprinting away without time-wasting pleasantries like “bye,” or the vapid waste of another precious syllable in “goodbye.”

I try not to interact with other people, but when I do I keep to a minimum of three conversations at once: two spoken languages and sign language. I am tempted to recommend quadrupling up by learning sign language with your feet, but most conversations will be held right before or while you’re sprinting so that’s out.

Be constantly sprinting

Find it hard to concentrate on more than one thing at a time? Tired of being constantly distracted by things you hear or see on your left and right? Cut your corpus callosum and become two people, doubling your efficiency!

Sometimes it surprises me how traditional people are. Times are changing, this is the 21st century for God’s sake. Get your cranial implants already! As soon as they were tested on mice, I got myself five and haven’t wasted any more of my life without a wireless connection in my brain.

I can’t even remember what it was like before my cranial implants. I’m serious, I can’t remember. I think something went wrong during the operation in my garage. My first memory is waking up (I had apparently just blinked) in the middle of a six way conversation in four languages, sprinting to nowhere. I was halfway through downloading the internet into my brain and my need for gratuitous multitasking was insatiable. My life is a blur. Sometimes I wonder whether I’m the left half or right half of this brain that I share…

Don’t waste your time with real conclusions to your posts.

http://heavy.com/tech/2017/08/james-damore-google-diversity-memo/ -- отсюда, говорят из фейсбука того самого Дамора.

Хороший Питер. Оставаться бы ему в академической сфере всё-таки, непонятно, нахуя такой талант разбазаривать на всякие гуглы.

Хотя молодой ещё, может вернуться в кампус, что скорее всего и сделает -- путь в tech giants ему теперь заказан.