Настроение:	sick
Музыка:	George Carlin - Germs
Entry tags:	covid

бактериобесие
пиздец кошкам и собакам
https://news.vin.com/default.aspx?pid=210&catId=613&Id=9580718
https://www.dimsumdaily.hk/chinese-research-shows-15-of-cats-test-positive-for-covid-19-transmission-via-humans/
британские ученые установили, что они переносят ковид

я ждал этого, в принципе, еще лет 10 назад, когда из
бразильских парков начали убирать капибар, потому что
те являются векторами целой кучи разных человеческих
болезней (очень люблю капибар и переживал из-за них)

аналогично, многие американцы, если видят енота или
другое животное на улице, сразу стреляют, ибо боятся
заражения

рано или поздно бактериобесие дойдет до того, что
в любом животном будут видеть разносчика, ну и с
ковидом этот процесс существенно ускорился

вот хорошее
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo
https://www.businessinsider.com/george-carlin-why-we-need-to-get-dirty-2015-6
George Carlin - Germs

Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this
country? Have you noticed this? The media constantly
running stories about all the latest infections?
Salmonella, E-coli, hanta virus, bird flu, and Americans
will panic easily so everybody's running around scrubbing
this and spraying that and overcooking their food and
repeatedly washing their hands, trying to avoid all
contact with germs. It's ridiculous and it goes to
ridiculous lengths.

In prisons, before they give you lethal injection, they
swab your arm with ALCOHOL. Wouldn't want some guy to go
to hell AND be sick. Fear of germs, why these
fucking pussies. You can't even get a decent hamburger anymore
they cook the shit out of everything now 'cause everyone's
afraid of FOOD POISONING! Hey, wheres you sense of
adventure? Take a fucking chance will you? Hey you know
how many people die of food poisoning in this country?
Nine thousand, thats all, its a minor risk.

Take a fucking chance bunch of goddamn pussies. Besides,
what d'ya think you have an immune system for? It's for killing
germs! But it needs practice, it needs germs to practice
on. So if you kill all the germs around you, and live a
completely sterile life, then when germs do come along,
you're not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary
germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes
along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit?! I'll
tell you what your gonna do ... you're gonna get
sick. You're gonna die and your gonna deserve it because
you're fucking weak and you got a fucking weak immune
system!

Let me tell you a true story about immunization ok. When I
was a little boy in New York city in the nineteen-forties,
we swam in the Hudson river. And it was filled with raw
sewage! OK? We swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool
off. And at that time the big fear was polio. Thousands of
kids died from polio every year. But you know something?
In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one! EVER!
You know why? Cause WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE! It strengthened
our immune system, the polio never had a prayer. We were
tempered in raw shit!

So personally I never take any precautions against
germs. I don't shy away from people who sneeze and
cough. I don't wipe off the telephone, I don't cover the
toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor I pick it up
and eat it! Even if I'm at side walk cafe! IN CALCUTTA!
THE POOR SECTION! ON NEW YEARS MORNING DURING A SOCCER
RIOT! And you know something? In spite of all the so
called "risky behavior ".... I never get infections. I
don't get em. I don't get colds, I don't get flu, I don't
get headaches, I don't get upset stomach, And you know
why? Cause I got a good strong immune system! And it gets
a lot of practice!

My immune system is equipped with the biological
equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles,
with night vision and laser scopes. And we have recently
acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs and anti
personnel fragmentation mines.

So, when my white blood cells are on patrol reconnoitering
my blood stream seeking out strangers and other
undesirables, and if they see any, ANY, suspicious looking
germs of any kind, THEY DON'T. FUCK. AROUND. They whip out
the weapons, they wax the motherfucker and deposit the
unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my
colon. There's no nonsense! There's no miranda warning,
there's none of that three strikes and your out
bullshit. First defense, BAM! Into the colon you go!

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