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Пишет minuetcat:
In celebration of my renewed search for a job, I've made a small list of things one should never say during an interview:

What is your biggest weakness, in your opinion?
A: Well sometimes I'm angry, you know when there's a lot of pressure? And then I start eating the things in my pockets and stuff and can't stop, and then the yelling starts... But besides that, I really am nice around most people!

So, which department would you prefer to work in?
A: ...OFFICE SUPPLIES! I want to see them, I want to feel them, I want to BE WITH THEM! Oh, and I'd also like to work the night shift as a stalker...I MEAN, "stocker"...

Well, your resume looks great! Do you have anything else to add?
A: Yes! I really, really want this job. In fact, if you don't give it to me right now, I swear I'm going to kill myself.
....I was only kidding! It was just a joke, don't you have any sense of humor around here?!

What special skills do you have?
A: Well uh...I'm very "skilled" at certain "things", *wink wink, nudge nudge*. I would go into them here, but I'm pretty sure I'd be breaking some nasty, pesky rules in the process and would need to then be spanked...!