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Пишет Андрей Янпольский ([info]yanis)
@ 2008-09-23 01:16:00


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on the financial crisis
Let it burn baby, let this shit burn. Throwing a trillion into the septic tank they still dare to call financial services industry as in some sadistic twist mocking the dipshits who believe that anyone is being serviced other than the financial professionals themselves.
The whole sector is essentially a giant free buffet of quality snacks for anyone with the pass to stuff their faces at. I am kind of a bus boy whose job is to ensure that the white collars get their free organic health food in a timely and orderly fashion. I also have the pass in a sense, to complete the analogy, which is privileging me to have the leftovers and thus securing my everlasting loyalty to the system. I may be simply jealous of the pigfuckers, a loser, who didn't make the cut for the actual business, a disgusted observer or all of the above, but I know what I'm talking about.

Enough with poetry. I have a much cheaper solution to the financial crisis. Here it is. What's called "Wall Street" employs 1.5 million people, 10% of which (or 150,000) will lose their "jobs". Let's say that instead of bailing any of them out and in the unprecedented display of wisdom and generosity the US taxpayers give them 1,000,000 bucks each so that they would just shut the fuck up and leave. That's 150 billion dollars and we'll never hear from them again because they will open gas stations, convenience stores, massage parlors or just plain fucking retire. The rest will continue to trudge along directing their unbridled creativity to finding new ways to fuck others out of their money.
So, 150 billion versus 1 trillion .. I have just saved a shitload of cash to the United States. Actually, 1,000,000 each seems like a fucking lot for all their good works ... half that much should suffice.

As always this wonderfully elegant solution will never be implemented. We are instead doomed to eat shit and suffer. Fuck
update: if you like this idea vote for it on reddit


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[info]yanis
2008-09-23 16:52 (ссылка)
nobody is going to jump anywhere, thank God. This bailout is a euphemism for printing 1 trillion dollars, I think the shitheap is not going to collapse, not should it. They will print their way out of this one

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[info]wsobchak.livejournal.com
2008-09-24 11:20 (ссылка)
Yeah, but what about the drop in oil and real estate? Is it still on, postponed for a year or two, or is shit going to stay inflated?

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