silencefactory

set fire to your hair
poke a stick at a grizzly bear
eat medicine that’s out of date
use your private parts as Piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die



get your toast out with a fork
do your own electrical work
teach your self how to fly
eat a two week old unrefridgerated pie

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die


let a psycho killer inside
scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
take your helmet off in outer space
use a clothes dryer as hiding place

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

keep a rattle snake as a pet
sell both your kidneys on the internet
eat a tube of super glue
i wonder what’s this red button do

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die


dress up like a moose during hunting season
disturb a nest of wasp for no good reason
stand on the edge of a train station platform
drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
run across the tracks between the platforms
they may not rhyme with quite possibly

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

мораль, "по путям не ходить", заказано метрополитеном Мельбурна.