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[Jul. 15th, 2015|06:01 pm] |
Imagine, you enter a grocery store to buy a loaf of bread.
-- Welcome to the Shop & Co!
-- Hello. I am looking for....
-- Where have you been recently?
-- In a hardware store. Why?
-- Do you use a car to get to us?
-- No, I use a bike.
-- Which model?
-- XYZ123. Fucking Why?!
-- Have you been to our store before? Any receipts?
-- Nope.
-- Where are you from?
-- Me?! From Lithuania.
-- Why do you speak English then?
-- ...I don't know, I feel like doing so.
-- May I speak Lithuanian?
-- No way! just give me fucking bread!
-- We are so sorry, we do not have Lithuanian bread right now.
-- Can you give me any other goddamn bread!!!
-- Nope.
This is exactly what happens every time you visit a website. |
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