Keyword - "Cynical"
I posted stories about Matt here - Matt and sex and here - our friend V. who (in his own words) has recently retired from active sports to coaching is providing instruction to young generation and here and there.

Let me answer all comments at once.
Matt met a girl through match.com using keyword "cynical" and found her picture with a beard on yahoo (theater costume). He finally got a date - that was at MFA the morning after he harmed himself at our house - and he said she either "bit the hook" or "swallowed the bait", I can't remember.
He is looking for (a cynical?) relationship with a cynical girl.
He is American with Lithuanian and Italian roots in 3d or 4th generation. As he laid down on the coach - pale and romantic - he was saying that most people around him are Jewish.
His Lithuanian grandfather is alcoholic. Matt doesn't use drugs - not even smoke. He is a good drinker and can hold his liqueur. Slipping on the rug was an exception. He said that the rug was not attached properly to our house - but the truth is that he was all nervous in anticipation of the date next morning, couldn't sleep and work. Also, he appreciates vodka but this time he switched to Whiskey. Vodka is way better for your health, that's it.

I tried to figure out whether there is anything but olives Matt doesn't like to eat. He said -"I don't like [shit, I forgot what it was] but - if offered - I'll eat it anyway".

Matt is a 25-year old nice-looking fellow with sysadmin pony-tail (unfortunately blond), he dropped out from college and votes for Libertarians.

Shit, this post looks like a personal ad indeed. And a shitty one, too.

Well, Matt doesn't need to find a girl - he needs to charm the one he met already. And she is not a simple case.