in Babelfish English. Желающие почитать и себя на автоинглыше вместо "egil-belshevic" впечатывают своё достойное Имя.

simply yesterday not into that akkaunt of zapostil
Yessno, kolkhoz they plundered as far as possible
They decided under new yr to a little ponaglet'
it is many bukff and migabayt