Такие шутки теперь в чести
Происходит статус-митинг.

Новый начальник говорит тому, кто прислал приглашение на митинг - почему в пятницу после ланча?
- And when would you like it to be scheduled next time?
- 8:30 Monday morning - don't ask stupid questions and you don't get the answers you don't like.

- And when the team started on this project?
- I think on such and such day, but I'll check.
- I don't want to know what you think. I just want to hear what you know. When I'll be interested to learn what you think, I'll ask you.

Сейчас все стало не так агрессивно, но начало было захватывающее.