cn u trnsl8 a txt sa?
давно искал всё сочинение целиком, но google упорно отдавал страницы с первым абзацем.
сейчас вот натолкнулся, наконец-то, на оригинал из Sunday Herald

Сочинение шотландской школьницы, in SMS style, если кто не помнит.

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My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@ kds FTF. ILNY, its gr8.

Bt my Ps wr so {:-/ BC o 9/11 tht they dcdd 2 stay in SCO & spnd 2wks up N.

Up N, WUCIWUG -- 0. I ws vvv brd in MON. 0 bt baas & ^^^^^.

AAR8, my Ps wr :-) -- they sd ICBW, & tht they wr ha-p 4 the pc&qt...IDTS!! I wntd 2 go hm ASAP,
2C my M8s again.

2day, I cam bk 2 skool. I feel v O:-) BC I hv dn all my hm wrk. Now its BAU ...'


'My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York
to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face.
I love New York, it's a great place.

But my parents were so worried because of the terrorism attack on September 11
that they decided we would stay in Scotland and spend two weeks up north.

Up north, what you see is what you get -- nothing. I was extremely bored in the middle of nowhere.
Nothing but sheep and mountains.

At any rate, my parents were happy. They said that it could be worse, and that they were happy
with the peace and quiet. I don't think so!
I wanted to go home as soon as possible, to see my friends again.

Today I came back to school. I feel very saintly because I have done all my homework.
Now it's business as usual...'


[SRC] http://www.sundayherald.com/31826/