Anyway, emacs...
When you first try it you will think it is the stupidest piece of crap you've ever seen. Read the tutorial anyway and persist with it for a week or two until you've learnt the basic keyboard shortcuts. Eventually you'll start to wonder how you ever got any work done without it. Then you'll grow a long beard and start wearing sandals with socks and your standards of personal hygiene might slip a little but your general quality of life will be greatly improved and you probably had a hard time with the ladies anyway so umm .....

Anyway, emacs.