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Пишет Vladimir Vladimirovich ([info]moss)
@ 2007-06-23 22:38:00


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Tommy Putkins
I went to meet G7 once, as sober as could be,
They gave drunk Polacks missile base, but 'adn't none for me.
The Czechs and Balts were giggling, like schoolgirls on a prom -
I'll watch them all next winter, when they're talking to Gazprom!

For it's Putin this, an' Putin that, an' "nail his Commie ass!"
But it's "Russians aren't our enemies!", when they run short of gas.
They're running short on gas, my boy, they're short on oil an' gas,
O it's "Russia's not an enemy", when they've run out of gas!


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[info]lemuel55@lj
2007-06-24 02:13 (ссылка)
Now Orthodox or Commie, I couldn't care less;
Those Yanks enjoy their baseball, and I'll stick to my chessъ.
My queen's the minnight gasъ yeah, my pawn's the Azeri;
But reading LJ comments is sheer misery :)

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[info]_moss@lj
2007-06-24 13:11 (ссылка)
:))

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[info]yakimets@lj
2007-06-24 04:42 (ссылка)
!!!!!!!!

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[info]_moss@lj
2007-06-24 13:12 (ссылка)
:)

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[info]vsopvs@lj
2007-06-24 10:13 (ссылка)
no shit :)

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[info]_moss@lj
2007-06-24 13:13 (ссылка)
Киплинг вдохновляет :)

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[info]forgers@lj
2009-01-19 01:47 (ссылка)
I saw Angela Merkel, that old trans-German hag,
Advising Mister Putin -- but she can only nag,
"Just let Ukraininans be free" -- Ukrainians, my ass!
Just put them out of misery, turn off the fucking gas!

Turn off the gas and watch them die, and close the throttle tight!
Their scarves are orange -- this is why, they're wrong, and we're right!
They don't want to kiss our ass, the Mister Putin's ass?
Then we don't have to, we will not just pump the fucking gas!

When Lenin was extremely young, he was already fair --
He said: "Ukraine's a smelly skunk, with ass that's full of hair."
When Stalin came to rule the land, he sheared that hairy ass --
Long live nanotechnology, Gazprom, Rosneft, GLONASS!

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[info]_moss@lj
2009-01-19 01:52 (ссылка)
Ах, прекрасно! :))))

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[info]forgers@lj
2009-01-19 01:54 (ссылка)
:))

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[info]meamia@lj
2009-01-19 06:38 (ссылка)
Great!

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[info]_moss@lj
2009-01-19 13:53 (ссылка)
:)

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