Текст американского патента номер 6055910:

A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile
is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom formed
by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a
launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an electrically-
activated ignitor, the air space between the end of the piston
and the closed end of the barrel defining a combustion chamber.
Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein
is a gas intake tube having a normally-closed inlet valve.
To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with
its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas
is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing
a negative pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber
to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible mixture.
The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber
and fire the missile into space.


Для не читающих на иностранном: игрушечная ракета, вставляется
подобно поршню в циллиндр - пусковую установку с электрозапалом.
Пусковая установка снабжена шлангом, в который оператору следует
напердеть (в смысле из жопы) и напустить воздуха для создания
топливной смеси, которая затем поджигается электрозапалом.
И ракета летит в космос.

Как говорится, о Великом -- доступными средствами.

Можно использовать в качестве аргумента в споре "Были ли
американцы на Луне?"

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