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Пишет Андрей Янпольский ([info]yanis)
@ 2004-11-03 14:51:00


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* my religious poem *

If Holy Jesus only had His way


He wouldnt care if you're u're straight or gay
He wouldn't want no guns in your gun rack
He wouldn't send our troops into i-raq
If all the children sang the Holy Mass
He wouldnt mind no penetrated ass
All earthly beasts from horse to iguana
All living beings from man to iguana
Would dance and sing and smoke marijuana


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[info]yelya@lj
2004-11-03 16:59 (ссылка)
Pretty good, Yanis. :)

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[info]matildochka@lj
2004-11-03 17:01 (ссылка)
!!! respec!

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Buyakasha
[info]rogiv@lj
2004-11-03 17:51 (ссылка)
Aiii!

So let me git dis straight (no pun intendent). Ya sayin dat if ya now, da Big Man, Jackie Chan saw one of dem, homosapiens, one of dose batty boyz stiking his dong into another geezers batty hole... he'd be like.. "Cool... totally cool... Like ya geezers have ya fun and all but don't cum diggin wiv ma children in deir sandbox and stuff..." if ya know what i mean... Now, ya might think me here iz some kind of ignoranous, but me aint that. I very well knows dat, ya know, da Big guy is none like that... i mean ma man iguana spinnin some hip wiv ma man Beasty Horse on a nice grass, playing on da magic carpet and chillin and stuff - i respec dat. I mean nottin wrong wiv some nice speed garage, magic puff and fit bitches if ya know what i mean... u never know if it leads to dig to get jiggy wiv mr. biggy.. but dat's a different story

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[info]7pik@lj
2004-11-03 18:17 (ссылка)
If all the children sang the Holy Mass
He wouldnt mind no penetrated ass


For a second there, I thought you were referring to the relatively recent Catholic Church scandals... Like, if a priest fucks a choir boy in the ass, and the boy sings Holy Mass in the process, the Big Man wouldn't mind.

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[info]maxf@lj
2004-11-04 01:05 (ссылка)
5!

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