Их у меня сейчас 908. По традиции - полный список:

000_xyetb, 0_nol, 0_rub, 0h_me, 0stap_bender, 1_9_1939, 1belka, 1gor, 1minitv, 1neurozentorro1, 2_kot_begemott, 3kg_lulzov, 3mxx, 3pizdec, 4uzhaya_zima, 667bdr, 7fonia, 7nv, ___kasya___, __zauberer__, _ascold, _ataman_, _hafanana_, _kv, _lr, _mf_, _schreibikus_, a_u_r_a, a_vistababy, a_xuili, abry_kos, actinia, actoris, acus, adam_kesher, adv_adv, africanochka, agent_smirnov, agranovsky, aka_streeta, akmpuca_ru, aksahal, akt_nbp, akunamatata_ser, al_diana, al_kapone, aldi_1024, aleks1958, aleksandrinacom, alena_antonova, alena_molodaja, alex_mischuk, alex_shor, alexx_87, alifesin, alinkatroll, alisa_lebovski, almira2005, alphavita, altersnail, althea_tairem, alwin, alyenor, alyonka, amonit, ampir, amurcha, anaeill, anasthasie, anatom4u, anchib, ancient_skipper, andrewpetrovsky, andrews_answer, andriyz1, aniks, annabel_may, annie_666, annie_princesse, annuak2005, another_m_lj, ansimov, anti_zapad, anticomprador, antifa_88, apervushin, apollinarya, aramis7, archetyprus, archigrafo, archmag, archy13, arharodoom15, arhivar_rus, arina_gishyan, arishai, aritusama, arkan_serb, arsenikum, artem_akopian, artemi1, arterius, artragewolf, artyomov, arusinov, arya_sloven, asakaze, ase4ka_so, ashkerov, assolata, astra_89, astroamico, asya_lotus, atfakep, atilla_ru, atomic_yogi_boy, atrey, audioliteratura, aurelius, aurora_polaris, autoglaz, avantyuristka, avb1, avilov, avr_rifmopletka, b_u_d_u, babamarta, babloved, bacchusv, bambina88, bambuk11, banka_varenja, basmanov, beansi, bednaya, beginsmile, being_li, bekar, bela_nina, beliy_4elovek, beobaxter, bernarda_breda, bert_s, bey, biblioglobus, bigfrol, bigmishich, bigusmax, bistraisvetla, bl_almalexia, blackdiamond665, blacmouse, blagosklonov, blau_kraehe, blissska, blog_about_me, blue_olusha, boba_2008200921, bol27, bolonkin, bomzh_shilling, bonta73, booonnn, bot_88, brat_luber, bratvaname, braun_83, bronevik095, buchenkoff, buntarev, burakevich, burevest_nick, butch_od, bybooks, caml_programmer, canobe, cargocat, caritcaegipta, catupa, cazadora_2, cdyu, cdyu_antique, chaikhana, changenick, chat_de_mer, chelovechichek, cherry_blues, chromed_bones, chudnui_les, chukov_denis, chulturist, cisy, cmapocma, co6kop, comprachikos, comte_de_varand, confound_876, conns_lj, coolkat, crazy_skipper, crazycomp, creature_divine, crockydile, cry_baby_, cxell, cyn_u3_monopa, d_e_s_, d_i_a_n_a_n_a_s, d_mihalkin, dada_amin, danilo_rusich, dark_lawyer, dark_mirabelle, date_moscow, dedpohmel, devushkafizik, dictator_of_rus, dienstleiter, dima_rassvet, distort303, dj_snegovik, dkos_ru, dmitriadi, dmitry_gradov, dmrb, dobro_lubov, dobro_vol, dobryi_drake, dog_dead, doktoraikasap, domminik, donbassrus, dpni_north_msc, dpni_vityaz, dr_j_mengele, dr_sinh, drencher, dubrovska, durna, dxnickolas, dynama, dyrblnda, dzhad, dzhigitka, e_bash, e_komarova, e_zoon, ebazza, ecs_ps, editort, edwheel, efandy, elariel, elena_sem, elenagromova, elessea, eliseeva_e, elka_motalka, ella_emma, elqilibro, elya_djika, emigrant_kz, enskay, eparhial, epopov_ru, eriklobakh, erikun, ermolayd, error_lapsus, eryabtsov, esseker, eug_eyed, evgen_v, evgeniy_lapin, evi_19, evrlampiy, exci73r_girl, expertmus, extraj, faby_brain, falsche_jade, fedorovskaya, feiya_skazok, fight_for_truth, filamenta, fill_in_side, finane4shelby, flower_oriental, fol_co, fonar2005, formyls, fossilise, fox69, foxhound86, fran4esska, freelov, frejya_ru, fritzmorgen, frosya, gadgetraveler, gadsjl_7, gagarinband, gam_, gaypedro, geezzzer, gegelnet, german_abaev, germanarui, gest, gilgamesch, gilgatech, gillederais, gipsylilya, gitetv, glamuring, glebivanov, gluckonavt, god_n_devil_inc, god_of_dark, golovorezka, golub, golubchikav, goragor_ruf, gp_uhov, gptu_navsegda, graf_krukovsky, grazy_gunner, green83, greenheel, grenzlos, grey_croco, grobick, grun_elefant, guccio, guralyuk, hagasta, hasan_as_sabax, hatalio, hate_daily, hdman, heckfyy, helios3, hemul, hermit_2005, hero_of_our_age, hi_flyer, hidden_fortress, hidy, hilazonart, hiperborean, histori_person, hmelnicky, hojja_nusreddin, hrapines, hulanhoff, hulygun, humanitarius, humoria, husainov, hvac, i_a_l, i_kartinka, idiot_daily, igrunoffa, iguanodonna, illyelly, infernal_mickey, infiniti_qx_56, ingute200, inq_brc, intelsexinne, ir_ingr, irga101, irinatumanova, iris_sibirica, irvikos, iskra1905, ivanba, ja_maika, ja_nadejda, janey_rain, jannis_grek, jaropolk14words, jaybe, jenes_v, jeremiahduggan, jijim, jivshik, jnike_07, joe_braker, john_jack, juchochek, juls_maksi, jung_le, justno, kamirov, kanurin, kanyshev, kara_bogaz_gol, karisha84, karkademusic, karleev, kashtanka_san, katrenka_jr, katushenka, kenguru_ru, kermanich, khramov_s, kimmiracer, kiowa_mike, kirey_caustic, kittenssmail, kkatya, klava_pupkina, klemba, klipsa_lena, klodonis, knup_ru, knyaz_myshkin, kofein, kohinor, kolomin_com, koltashov, kommari, konrad_green, kons2006, kor_sun, kornev, koshka_linh, koshka_ns, kost_f18, kountzero, krajn, kro6ka_karto6ka, kroshka_zahess, kroshko, kross14, krylov_igor, ksurrr, kto_to_ya, kukolra, kulhazker, kuroshupov, kuula, kvizac_haderah, ky4eriavuj, kysjaka, l33thax0r, l_dv, la22, la_criatura, lady_bychkova, lagarto_norteno, lamerkhav, lanamoon, lanrusa, last_blast, last_nadejda, lavender_sunset, lavictoria, lazar_kr, lazy_taxi, leechka_marusya, letopisetz, levaux, light_girll, lika_po, lionnn, lisitz, lisnerpa, litikjersti, littlegreenfoxy, livasprava, liza_valieva, lj_user, loboyko, lonely_bigfoot, lookovitca, lord_damian, lorena21, lorraine_kiss, lovename, lovewriter, lukashenko2008, lumpen, lvoropaeva, m_a_l_v_i_n_a, m_a_m_o_h_t, m_koshkina, mad_s, madmechanic, madnass, mafia_inspector, makarovslava, maksagor, maksim_usachov, malinovskay, malizhzh, malutaskuratov, mama_hen, manjunia, manve_rnd, marat_ahtjamov, maratkunaev, mariamargaritka, marina_kanzler, markenbutter, marossiya, marossiya_ya, marta_nn, martens84, master495, matilda_don, matilda_don7, matilda_fly, matvei_shelest, maursya, maxim_akimov, maximilian_max, maxon2005, maxur, mazterito, mbpolyakov, medlenic, meduza_spb, megakhuimyak, megamashina, mehatronic, melagrana, memuar, mervej, meule, mezenat, midori_ko, mihab, mihran77, milagrera, milorad_lj, minoseg, minskdance, mishelle_gotje, miss_pinchman, miss_tigl, mmagnolia, mmo_addict, modestov, molodoy_patriot, moment_a_more, monakini, montipaiton, morav1987, moskovitza, moyra_athropos, mr_bundes, muhonogki, mungo_hobbit, murusha, muskatoreh, muxa_sd, my_xcalibur, mysea, mywheels, n_yury, nafludin, nahermneimya, naka_minsk, nalty_alive, nasha_sasha, nata_alekseeva, natalexa, natgura, naughty_eyes, ne_shi, ne_uvolen, nedovoz, neklyueva, nekto333, nelika, nelubitel, nemtirev, nen_gall, nenavist_nik, neomessiah, nestrmu, net14, neverdome, neverevolution, nibelungensage, nicole_eva, nikt0, nils_rus, nimbasanar, nmakeeva, no_mercy_sister, nochnoi_volk, nodezign, nor_man_volk, norpo, north_pilgrim, not_romeo, nsmakar, numenorez, nyarkoteg, oblomist, odinokiy_feniks, off_base, ogurcova, olleke_bolleke, olmera, oloe_sex, olori, olyalya, onix_ge, oopstranslation, opposicioner, optim_secirity, or_makif, orel_dozor, orlandina4, osipov_08, oslyona, ostap_bb, ovod_ussr, oxranitel, ozarennij, p_e_g_a_s, padsel, papasha_mueller, papslv, parillo, patalogostilist, pavel_ak, pavel_master, pending_you, perevoz, peskow, petr_uchastnik, phillatov, philtry_phil, photomixer, pigh, ping_f, plan_kton, poceluyjizni, polinagromova, politcorrector, politgovno, politprosvet, polyakova_maria, polykarp, postmirr, pretty_elanor, prim1, prizrak_pk, prjnik, prohvessor78, promdmitrij, prosto_boris, ps1kodel1k, psyfaktor, pupckin, pupstrip, putin_lox, pzf, qloo, qzzaargh, r_g_r, r_natan, r_rapt, racoonhunter, radota_indrin, rahduy, raketchik, rassty, ravik_06, realny_pazzan, red_khmer, red_ptero, red_revan, redacid, redisochka, redkazan_ka, redkoe_sozdanie, redshon, reincarnat, reshadnoury, ria_novosti, ribbou, right_news, rjf_snyker, rne_press, rnse, rod_m, rodina, roeline, rogue_modron, roksana86, romantic_piit, romashov, romualdo1986, ros_sea_ru, rovego, rozmarin, ru_door, ruerick, rumolovec, rupor_naroda, rus77_79, rus_mus, rus_patrio, rusbat, russ1000, russ_wolf, russian_om, russkiy_mikh, sadgigolo, saiulee, salatau, saliy_vladr, san4o_nso, sarunanas, saruyoshi, sasha_ivanov, sashainrussia, sayuree, sceptic_rus, scorp_ua, search_bot, seduce_dream, sejko, semas, semenyuk, serb_2, serg_bronstein, sergej_a, sgoot, sgt_koryavi, shade277, shadownick, shaman_michael, sharaban_lj, shella_leah, shine_sun, shonny_s, shpindler, shtrudel_manual, shturmgeshuts, shura.luberetsky.ru, shurick31, shurik31, shurivanoff, shutov_sparkle, shvartshoffman, shy_geisha, siddhh, silt10, silvestorova, simpleobsession, sinistra1456, sinitzat, sir, siraenuhlaalu, sjevn, skazochka86, skyhom, slbd11, slothworx, smbatyan, smirnovsirozha, smokier, smpl_mn, snegny_bars, soberminded, sokol14, solipsistka, sondergeschoss, sonya_w, sophiya, sou_rire, sourdummy, soviet_engineer, sovok4ever, spark_lee, specbot, spiker14, 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wildsungirl, wildwish, wirklich_avatar, wolfzangel, worldwider, wp_ru, wrag14, xena_282, xeus.ru, xryuka, ya_koketka, ya_ptichko, yasna, ylitka09, yulia_sb, zabrodny, zarublem, zasada18, zavsn, zaxarman, zebroid, zehnerson, zelenaya_volya, zelipuka, zhab, zheneckafilip8, zimopisec, zinik_alexander, zlaya_byaka, zlyd, zuss, zzanoza

Ты вытряхиваешь себя себя из пред-депрового забытья и уходишь в совершенно иной мир - мир твоей френдленты. Как назвать этот мир? Наверное - альтернативная Вселенная. Кто-то радуется, кто-то плачется в жилетку. Кому-то хочется начистить рыло (ну так, виртуально), кого-то - вознести на философский трон.

И вот ты погружаешься в этот "мыслящий Океан". Читаешь, споришь, сочувствуешь, смеешься, посылаешь знаки внимания.

А потом наступает пора возвращаться назад. Ты встаешь из своего кресла. Потягиваешься до хруста в кости. И понимаешь, что все свои мыслимые ужасы и страшилки ты придумал сам.
Что Земля - на месте, и даже вращается. Что мир не рухнул. Что все - поправимо. Что будут и радость от написанной тобой страницы, и яркий солнечный день, и какие-то безумные встречи с одногруппниками.



И не пристало тебе совсем уж вешать нос. Трудности есть и будут.
Жизнь - это вечный бой, раз уж довелось тебе родиться homo sapiens. Но именно поэтому наградой в этом бою может быть не только "кусок мяса", но и общество приятных людей. Те, кто стали тебе друзьями. Те, кому другом стал ты...



Спасибо вам! Рассчитывайте на меня. Если что.




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Дмитрий А. Стародубцев,
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