Hospital notes from Marina
Marina, in admissions, talks to a patient- old babushka,
M.: Helo, how are you, what's bothering you?
Babushka: I want to make funeral arrangements!
M.: ??????

Attendant doctor, to a patient, old dedushka: Do you drink?
Old dedushka (with suspicion): Drink, what kind of drink?
D.: Well, I don't know, gin, for example?
Old dedushka (ozhivlyayas;')): Gin? On the rocks??
D: (vypadaet v osadok)