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Sunday, January 7th, 2018

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    10:18a
    Karo Maestro aka The Mathemagician
    Случайно увидел на Амазоне:
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074HSNKN5/
    Henri Cartan. Differential Calculus On Normed Spaces: A Course In Analysis [Print Replica]

    Кто-то перепечатал классический учебник Картана, но добавил туда
    восхитительное в своей ебанутости "предисловие"; не знаю даже, что
    именно оттуда цитировать; по ссылке можно прочитать, кликнув на
    "Look Inside".

    Автор предисловия подписался псевдонимом "Karo Maestro" и добавил свою
    биографию в раздел "об авторе", без лишней скромности, после биографии Картана:


    About the Publisher/ Editor: Karo Maestro aka The Mathemagician is the
    nome-de-plume of a former graduate student in mathematics. His true
    identity will remain a secret for now, but one day will be revealed to
    all. Some things this online enigma can reveal: He was a distinguished
    undergraduate student as a double major in mathematics and
    biochemistry whose poor health prevented completing graduate
    studies. Unbowed and undaunted, he plans to return to ultimately
    obtain a PhD before dying. Partially to that end, he is building a
    publishing company committed to making high quality sources of
    mathematics-both original works and reprints-available widely and
    inexpensively to students of all backgrounds. The volume you hold is
    the very first published. He has 3 bachelors’ degrees, in philosophy,
    physical chemistry and mathematics as well as minors in biochemistry
    and psychology. He is also a past reviewer of textbooks for the
    Mathematical Association Of America. He's also the author of
    Tables,Chairs And Beermugs(
    https://tableschairsandbeermugsmathemagician.blogspot.com/), the
    associated blog for the website where he reviews textbooks and vents
    on matters mathematical and academic. He’s painfully blunt,
    opinionated and has a comment on just about everything in creation.



    Оказывается, это известный фрик, который еще на заре Mathoverflow
    дико всех заебал.

    Какой-то студент, который не смог закончить graduate program, и по
    неизвестной причине одержим написанием рецензий на книжки, часть из
    которых даже висит на сайте Mathematical Association of America.
    Некоторые вполне официально (как?!), а некоторые просто в комментариях,
    если официальная рецензия от настоящего математика уже есть.

    Загуглил эти рецензии. Особенно там доставляет приписка "об авторе",
    по ней можно проследить историю умопомешательства. Вся эта адуха висит
    на сайте MAA.


    Andrew Locascio is currently a graduate student at Queens College Of
    The City University Of New York.


    * * *

    Andrew Locascio is currently pulling his remaining hair out as a first
    year graduate student at Queens College of the City University of New
    York. Due to his chronic health problems, he has come to realize the
    brutal difficulty of such a career path without coffee. He has also
    realized his understanding of abstract algebra is nowhere near as good
    as he thought it was and is attempting to rectify this. He has also
    rediscovered his love for philosophy under the tutelage of the
    legendary Saul Kripke by attending his lectures on the philosophy of
    mathematics at the City University of New York Graduate Center. His
    goal by next year is to learn enough topology and algebra to be able
    to figure out what Dennis Sullivan is talking about.


    * * *

    Andrew Locascio is a second year graduate student at Queens College of
    the City University of New York. His interests are differential
    geometry, topology and the relationship of mathematics to the physical
    sciences. He’s also tired of all DC comics readers being on Grant
    Morrison’s case when none of them could carry his pen when it comes to
    creativity and writing skills.


    * * *

    After many years in purgatory, Andrew Locascio is now a master’s
    student in mathematics at Queens College of The City University Of New
    York. He is a firm believer in the organic perspective of mathematics,
    which states theory and applications are but 2 sides of the same coin,
    which implies the unity of all natural sciences under the umbrella of
    mathematics despite what the average medical student thinks. He is as
    old as his tongue and a little older then his teeth and beyond that
    his age will remain a mystery to all save his physicians. He is hoping
    for a small window of good health in between getting his PHD and dying
    in order to make a small contribution to human civilization.


    * * *

    Andrew Locascio is finishing up his master’s work at Queens College Of
    The City University Of New York and the CUNY Graduate Center and is
    hoping he doesn’t get a heart attack before getting admitted to a PhD
    program. Between the stress and his weight which he can’t seem to
    lose, this may be a futile hope. He enjoys comic books, ranting,
    science fiction, ranting, mathematics, chemistry, physics, baking,
    good food and the company of tall beautiful women. On the last
    subject, being a less then an attractive man is somewhat of an
    advantage since he fades into the shadows to observe their character
    or lack thereof in social situations before deciding if they are worth
    his precious time to approach. He cried the day George Carlin died —
    he may never laugh again as Carlin’s brilliance was one of the rare
    experiences that truly made him do so.


    * * *

    Andrew Locascio is entering his final semester of master’s work at
    Queens College of the City University of New York and is keeping his
    fingers crossed he can lose enough weight so he doesn’t get a stroke
    and lose 70 IQ points in the process before entering a PhD program
    next year. He’s still embarrassed over almost flunking undergraduate
    probability because he allowed himself to forget basic calculus while
    pursuing differential geometry, deformation theory and algebraic
    topology and may have to take the hit next semester retaking it for
    his last requirement for the MS while his friends pursue elliptic
    curve theory with Kenneth Kramer and topology with Dennis Sullivan.
    As you can imagine, he’s not happy about it. He’s currently learning
    additive number theory with the wonderful lecturer and researcher
    Melvyn Nathanson, which he hopes to form the basis for his first
    published research this summer.


    * * *

    Andrew Locascio is currently a man without a country as he prepares to
    finally take his Master’s qualifying exams in pure mathematics at
    Queens College of the City University of New York in January. He hopes
    to work as an adjunct and publish mathematical research next year
    while waiting for his PhD applications to be processed.


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