Амстердам!
песня про опасности, связанные с некоторыми международными поездками )

Johnny was an Englishman, from Derbyshire was he
He had a wife so beautiful, had children one two three
He loved them all so dearly, as only Johnny could
And always did exactly as he should

Then one day he took a trip across the channel white
To where the streets are narrow, and bathed in crimson light
He lives there to this day inside his dirty rotten shell
This British lion now becomes a lamb

Amsterdam!