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>А Harvard School of Law действительно так плоха? Да вполне вроде хорошя. Просто адвокат в Америке это человек, пользующийся универсальным презрением, грубое ругательство даже целый вид юмора существует, шутки о лойерах. Типа http://www.lawyer-jokes.us What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! * * * What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell? No changes occur. * * * How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road? The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk. * * * What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish. * * * What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum? The bucket. * * * If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? Shoot the lawyer twice. Добавить комментарий: |
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