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Пишет ancient_skipper ([info]ancient_skipper)
@ 2008-07-08 03:40:00


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STUDIES IN ENGLISH SPELLING :)
FIRST LESSON
A wealthy young man had a yacht,
Disfigured with many a spacht,
SAPOLIO he tried,
Which, as soon as applied,
Immediately took out the lacht!

SECOND LESSON
Our girl o’er the housework would sigh,
Till SAPOLIO I urged her to trigh,
Now she changes her tune,
For she’s done work at nune,
Which accounts for the light in her eigh!

THIRD LESSON.
There’s many a domestic embroglio—
To describe which would need quite a foglio,
Might oft be prevented
If the housewife consented
To clean out the house with SAPOGLIO!

FOURTH LESSON.
Maria’s poor fingers would ache,
When the housework in hand she would tache,
But her pains were allayed,
When SAPOLIO’S aid,
Her labor quite easy did mache!

FIFTH LESSON.
We have heard of some marvelous soaps,
Whose worth has exceeded our hoaps.
But it must be confest,
That SAPOLIO’S the best
For with grease spots it easily coaps!

SIXTH LESSON.
The wife of a popular colonel
Whose troubles with “helps” were etolonel
Now her leisure enjoys
For the “new girl” employs
SAPOLIO in housework diolonel!