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Sep. 24th, 2024 | 09:49 pm
Grok, tell me a fresh joke -
in standard mode
1 Why did the AI go to art school? Because it wanted to learn how to draw its own conclusions!
2 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3 Here's a fresh take on a classic setup:
Why did the smartphone refuse to date the laptop?
Because it heard the laptop was full of viruses, and it wasn't ready for a committed anti-body relationship. Plus, it had its heart set on someone with better "connections."
in fun mode
1 Why did the astronaut break up with his computer?
Because he needed space, and it kept saying, "You've got mail," when what he really wanted was a bit of cosmic silence.
2 Why did the tomato turn to the dark side?
Because it couldn't find the light in the fridge and decided "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" - now it's a Sith Lord of the Salad.
3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
Because he went to medical school and completed his residency. But, let's be honest, he was always outstanding in his field, even before that!
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Perhaps, standard mode #2 is OK (but hardly original or interesting, sort of r/jokes stuff), the rest is terrible in different ways. Kind of retarded yet nerdy humour.
This is not to diminish Grok, but to illustrate that the area of humor and satire is the most humane field right now, largely inaccessible to A.I.
Умелый комик как правило высказывает нечто такое, о чем все думают, но по разным причинам молчат.
Что сопровождается выбросом смеха, как пороховых газов. Все чувствуют облегчение, кроме комика.
A.I. не способен (пока) улавливать невысказанное и читать между строк. То есть он способен блестяще суммировать уже высказанное, что противоположно юмору.
in standard mode
1 Why did the AI go to art school? Because it wanted to learn how to draw its own conclusions!
2 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3 Here's a fresh take on a classic setup:
Why did the smartphone refuse to date the laptop?
Because it heard the laptop was full of viruses, and it wasn't ready for a committed anti-body relationship. Plus, it had its heart set on someone with better "connections."
in fun mode
1 Why did the astronaut break up with his computer?
Because he needed space, and it kept saying, "You've got mail," when what he really wanted was a bit of cosmic silence.
2 Why did the tomato turn to the dark side?
Because it couldn't find the light in the fridge and decided "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" - now it's a Sith Lord of the Salad.
3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
Because he went to medical school and completed his residency. But, let's be honest, he was always outstanding in his field, even before that!
-----
Perhaps, standard mode #2 is OK (but hardly original or interesting, sort of r/jokes stuff), the rest is terrible in different ways. Kind of retarded yet nerdy humour.
This is not to diminish Grok, but to illustrate that the area of humor and satire is the most humane field right now, largely inaccessible to A.I.
Умелый комик как правило высказывает нечто такое, о чем все думают, но по разным причинам молчат.
Что сопровождается выбросом смеха, как пороховых газов. Все чувствуют облегчение, кроме комика.
A.I. не способен (пока) улавливать невысказанное и читать между строк. То есть он способен блестяще суммировать уже высказанное, что противоположно юмору.
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