Поздравляю всех профессионалов Госбезопасности и посвящаю им эту песню (на мотив блюза The Midnight Special):

If you ever go to Russia
You better walk right;
You better not stagger,
You better not fight;
KGB will arrest you,
He'll carry you down,
And if the jury finds you guilty,
Penitentiary bound.

Let the Stefan Square shine its light on them!
Let the Stefan Square shine a everlovin light on them!