Subaru is not 'gay', Subary is queer !!! :-p

It's too lovely and strange to be just 'gay' :-)

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My Subaru is pretty straight, or was until I hit the railing on Storrow drive...

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It's not straight :-)

A person can have a Jewish nose and be straight, but not a car! A car with a Jewish nose is queer :-) And especially a car with a Jewish nose and all-wheel-drive! :-)

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I call my car a blue rhino. I don't call it a blue Jew!

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And what is the real function of that thing on its hood?

I am under impression that it is to take air in.. Which would make it a nose ;-)

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Indeed:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hood_scoop

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Not on that model. Outback sucks it in, but on Outback Sport it is purely decorative.

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Except WRX.

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So it wears a fake Jewish nose -- this is even more queer :-) :-) :-)

I love this car!

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I love this car!

Do you have a picture?

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Google has :-)

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I meant something more along these lines.



This car is indeed well suited for love.

I also noticed that when I forget to switch the keyboard from Russian to English (and I use the yaverty/qwerty layout), the word love becomes ложе.

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:-)

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See the update to the posting.

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This is called "Subaru loves you" :-)

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Tough love?

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Про subaru никогда бы не подумал

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Well, I bought one — without having thought about that! :-)

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Aha, Lesbaru... because this car is very moody :)

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Not mine. OK, I do not have a real Outback, but an Outback Sport. It's smaller and cuter, which means... I do not want to think about what it means! :-)

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I've bought a wrong car!

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Should we trade?

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You wouldn't want a Camry.

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Right. Er... why?

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It's not "outdoorsy".

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More stereotyping! :-)

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Ну что ж, субаряне - лесбияне.

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Well, I could agree to that. But we have a common friend who drives a Subie and who... you know... I do not think she would. Maybe I should ask her? On second thought, maybe I should not.

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Note, I intentionally used masculine form.

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I noticed that. But in Russian the masculine form may also be understood as a general form. Languages are tricky.

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Странно. Двое из моих знакомых ярые поклонники Subaru Outback. Оба женаты и дети есть.

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А я вот не женат, и детей, насколько мне известно, нету. Что, пора заводить?

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Public Relations at its best. Cema, like they say in this language - don't sweat it...

Pretty stupid article all together if you ask my opinion.

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Of course it is stupid. But it is a fact that some cars are considered "manly" and some are "feminine", which is silly, and some are for liberals and some for conservatives, which is perhaps somewhat less silly. I mean, stereotypes do exist.

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That makes me a lesbian? Or is it something else?

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I wonder myself!

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