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"Если типа там уже как бы пошли какие-то непонятки".

перевод:

It's when I am defecating with my pants down, and then I have this really strong urge to throw up,
like, you know, real strong, so I vomit on my fecalia, and then I eat the vomit and the turds, too, and that tastes so delicious, you know, fresh vomit and warm, tasty, delicate fecalia that've just came out of my rectum.