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George Carlin quotes
Две цитаты без комментариев (по известному поводу).
1. You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people---Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, J ewish fundamentalist, and just plain guys from Montana---are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time. That's the reality. Angry men talkin' to god on a two-way radio and muttering incoherent slogans about freedom are eventually gonna provide us with a great deal of entertainment. Especially after your stupid fucking economy collapses all around you, the terrorists come out of the woodwork. And you'll have anthrax in the water supply and sarin gas in the air conditioners; there'll be chemical and biological suitcase-bombs in every city, <...> As far as I'm concerned, all of this airport security--the cameras, the questions, the screenings, the searches--is just one more way of reducing your liberty and reminding you that they can fuck with you anytime they want. Because that's the way Americans are now. They're willing to trade away a little of their freedom in exchange for the feeling---the illusion---of security
Написано в 1999 году; оказалось пророческим в свете 9/11. (это шоу Джорджа Карлина у меня где-то есть в мп3 целиком, его следует выложить).
2. "One phrase that come up quite a bit in abortion discussions is "sanctity of life." What about that? Do you think there's a thing as sanctity of life? Personally,, I think it's a bunch of shit. Who says life is sacred? .....god? Great, but if you read your history you know that god is one of the leading causes of death and has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Moslems, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing one another, because god told them it was a good idea. The sword of god, the blood of the lamb, Vengeance is mine, onward Christian soldiers. Millions of dead people. All because they gave the wrong answer to the god Question: Do you believe in god?
No.
BAM! Dead.
How about you? Do you believe in god?
Yes."
Do you believe in MY god?
No.
BAM! Dead!
My god has a bigger dick than your god.
Но вообще, о российских политупражнениях писать подзаебло. После изучения сводок трупный смрад преследует все настойчивее. Бывайте больше на свежем воздухе, тренируйте зрение и мускулатуру. В хозяйстве сгодится.
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