Хроники Города Глупова - George Carlin quotes
June 29th, 2006
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George Carlin quotes

Две цитаты без комментариев (по известному поводу).

1.
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of
people---Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, J
ewish fundamentalist, and just plain guys from Montana---are
going to continue to make life in this country very interesting
for a long, long time. That's the reality. Angry men talkin'
to god on a two-way radio and muttering incoherent slogans about
freedom are eventually gonna provide us with a great deal of
entertainment. Especially after your stupid fucking economy
collapses all around you, the terrorists come out of the
woodwork. And you'll have anthrax in the water supply and sarin
gas in the air conditioners; there'll be chemical and biological
suitcase-bombs in every city, <...>
As far as I'm concerned, all of this airport security--the cameras,
the questions, the screenings, the searches--is just one more way
of reducing your liberty and reminding you that they can fuck with
you anytime they want. Because that's the way Americans are now.
They're willing to trade away a little of their freedom in exchange
for the feeling---the illusion---of security


Написано в 1999 году; оказалось пророческим в свете 9/11.
(это шоу Джорджа Карлина у меня где-то есть в мп3 целиком,
его следует выложить).

2.
"One phrase that come up quite a bit in abortion discussions is
"sanctity of life." What about that? Do you think there's a thing
as sanctity of life? Personally,, I think it's a bunch of shit.
Who says life is sacred? .....god? Great, but if you read your
history you know that god is one of the leading causes of death
and has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Moslems, Christians,
Jews, all taking turns killing one another, because god told them
it was a good idea. The sword of god, the blood of the lamb,
Vengeance is mine, onward Christian soldiers. Millions of dead
people. All because they gave the wrong answer to the god
Question: Do you believe in god?

No.

BAM! Dead.

How about you? Do you believe in god?

Yes."

Do you believe in MY god?

No.

BAM! Dead!

My god has a bigger dick than your god.


Но вообще, о российских политупражнениях писать подзаебло.
После изучения сводок трупный смрад преследует все настойчивее.
Бывайте больше на свежем воздухе, тренируйте зрение и
мускулатуру. В хозяйстве сгодится.

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From:[info]red-laughter.livejournal.com
Date:June 30th, 2006 - 11:35 am
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The people who are the most opposed to abortion are the ones that nobody wants to fuck anyway.
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