Веселый опрос американских детей. Пара приколов.
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he
showers at least once a day."
Michelle, age 9

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they
finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."
Dick, age 7


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you ...
That's why I stopped doing it."
Tammy, age 10

"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new
person, you have to ask permission."
Roger, age 6

"I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like it, but
it's afree country and nobody should be forced to do it."



HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
Dick, age 7

"Don't forget your wife's name ... That will mess up the love."
Erin, age 8

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never
take out the trash."
Dave, age 8

"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love isn't
like picking what movie you want to watch."
Natalie, age 9