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Monday, February 20th, 2006
| Time |
Event |
| 9:35a |
катастрофа
произошла катастрофа почти-вселенского масштаба: крах операции "квашение заграничной капусты в домашних условиях в пластмассовом ведре с заграничной солью". капуста потемнела, сока дала мало, запах стоит, но по-видимому гниение.. т.е. мне удалось сгнить кочан. не знал, не знал что я на такое способен.. | | 3:31p |
битва за свободу (пидарасов)
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It's my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA: [crying]
JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What's the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
* * *смеялсо типичная (педерастическая) подмена понятий. пидарасами понятие свободы понимается как свобода иметь и давать очко товарищу. в свете своей титанической борьбы с гуманитариями склонен признать это свойство и за ними, хехехехехехеехеххеех. за работу, оболтусы, кирка и лопата не может помешать сочинять стишки и бесполезные тексты. |
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