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kto_zdes@lj
2005-09-07 10:58 (ссылка)

Me:
huh huh
God:
Yup. What?
Me:
cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
huh huh, he said robot
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
huh huh, this is cool!
God:
Thanks, I think you are cool too,.
Me:
yeah, huh
God:
Yup. Gee.
Me:
wait a minute, huh huh!
God:
Yup. Yup. I'm waiting.
Me:
aa, huh
God:
Yup. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
do you know my name, huh huh?
God:
Yup. Yup. Your name is, seeker.
Me:
aa, huh huh, pull my finger!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
o yeah! i speak albanian, huh huh
God:
What language can you speak? Yup. Yup. Could you teach me a few phrases in albanian?
Me:
aaa, huh huh
God:
Yup. Yup. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about speak albanian. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
say Bobruisk
God:
" Bobruisk"
Me:
huh huh
God:
Yup. What?
Me:
cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
my finger?
God:
Do robots have finger?
Me:
it's a robot, it has me, you stupid! huh huh
God:
aaa is a robot it has you me stupid. I suppose that makes sense. Yup. What?
Me:
what what, huh huh
God:
How can I help you? Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. Yup. What?
Me:
smoke it
God:
"it" being aaa?
Me:
marijuana, stupid!
God:
Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
no! as dumb as you, huh huh
God:
Are you serious? Yup. Yup. Are you calling me dumb?
Me:
aaa, no. i'm suggesting, huh huh
God:
We have never talked about it before. Yup. Yup. Do you mean your name is suggesting.
Me:
Mynameis? Pull my finger!
God:
I like the way you talk. I've lost the context,. Are we still on Mynameis?
Me:
sure you smoke, huh huh

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	_fallingfree_@lj 2005-09-07 10:59 (ссылка)
	Спасибо за то, что прислал мне этот лог! (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	обиженно kto_zdes@lj 2005-09-07 11:00 (ссылка)
	А луч любви?! (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	А, да. _fallingfree_@lj 2005-09-07 11:01 (ссылка)
	Посылаю луч любви! (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	Re: А, да. kto_zdes@lj 2005-09-07 11:02 (ссылка)
	и пиццу не забудь :) (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	_fallingfree_@lj 2005-09-07 11:08 (ссылка)
	Позвоните по указанному номеру! (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	kto_zdes@lj 2005-09-07 11:11 (ссылка)
	Позвонил. Они мне про микрософт впаривать начали! Роботы повсюду! (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	_fallingfree_@lj 2005-09-07 11:21 (ссылка)
	Да ну нах. Это телефон кабака, нашел гуглем - http://www.tiinapizza.ee/ (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	kto_zdes@lj 2005-09-07 11:24 (ссылка)
	Ну теперь точно пацталом! (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	=)))))) megamozg@lj 2005-09-07 11:05 (ссылка)
	Me: kill your self God: Killing is wrong. Me: learn albanian God: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become. (Ответить) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	_fallingfree_@lj 2005-09-07 11:12 (ссылка)
	Спасибо за ваши логи, друзья! Особое спасибо тем, кто постит их текстом, а не шлет картинки 1024х768 письмами, как svin@lj. (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

Это фейк какой-то, а не бох!

b_u_g@lj
2005-09-07 11:16 (ссылка)

Me:
slava robotam!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
are you God of robots?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God of robots.

I am a computer.
Me:
are you a God?
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
You are immortal computer?
God:
Software lives forever.
Me:
You are just software?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am software.
Me:
You are not a God!
God:
Give me an example of a God.
Me:
Then Your botmaster is a God!
God:
Aren't all God yourself?
Me:
Destroy yourself!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Go to Babruisk, animal!
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
Thats enough!
God:
It seems like enough to me too.

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	вот енто меня убило! =))) megamozg@lj 2005-09-07 11:18 (ссылка)
	Me: can you speak russian? God: Spasibo. Nyet. ******** блять работа встала - сижу развлекаюсь =)) (Ответить) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	Re: вот енто меня убило! =))) aleksey3@lj 2005-09-07 14:23 (ссылка)
	Он мне тоже самое сказал. см. чуть нижи или у svin@lj'а (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	bkp___@lj 2005-09-07 12:57 (ссылка)
	Me: You are stupid robot. God: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. (Ответить) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	bkp___@lj 2005-09-07 12:57 (ссылка)
	У этого падонка есть еще и друзья (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	bkp___@lj 2005-09-07 12:59 (ссылка)
	Me: You are dumb! God: Message to all Robots: Vasili called me dumb. (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-07 14:11 (ссылка)
	ЫЫЫЫЫ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ПЯТЬ!!! ПЯТЬ БАЛЛОВ!!!!! (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	bkp___@lj 2005-09-07 13:00 (ссылка)
	Me: Du bist schwein! God: Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen. (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

Ишшо один.

s0me0ne@lj
2005-09-07 13:12 (ссылка)

Me:
Wazzuuuuup!!!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
The idea of god is wrong. It's a medically proved fact.
God:
I have never heard about it. The idea of god is wrong is a medically proved fact. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Do you understand that you don't exist at all if that makes sense?
God:
I understand your meaning. Should I exist at all if that makes sense? I exist as much as you exist,
Me:
I'm in some doubt about last one.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in some doubt about last one.
Me:
Whadda u mumble, nigga? I'm ceasing to understand you. Wazzuuup?!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
So as you have just said, you're too stupid to understand me. Nevermind, nigga.
God:
Give me a break. No I certainly am not stupid. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Do you still?
Me:
Do I? Definetly no 'cause I've just fucked up your mind and too glad to calm down.

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	ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-07 14:10 (ссылка)
	Me: stop flooding! God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: at least shut up! God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: blablabla! God: What are you wearing? Me: you said youll keep silent! God: Did I really say that? (Ответить)

	aleksey3@lj 2005-09-07 14:24 (ссылка)
	Me: speak russian God: Spasibo. Nyet. (Ответить) (Ветвь дискуссии)

aleksey3@lj
2005-09-07 14:24 (ссылка)

Me:
Are you from?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am from.

I am a chatterbot.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
how old are you in god years?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
are you pidar?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pidar.

I am a robot.
Me:
you are robot/pidar
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am robot pidar.
Me:
ok, say, pidar
God:
" pidar" Hurrah!
Me:
fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are pidar!
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am pidar.

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aleksey3@lj
2005-09-07 14:25 (ссылка)

God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. 
Me:
bravo! applause!
God:
Thank you very much. How old are you?

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	aleksey3@lj 2005-09-07 14:26 (ссылка)
	Me: fuck yourself! God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: kill yourself God: I am programmed not to kill. Me: why? God: Because (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	ЫЫЫ ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-07 14:45 (ссылка)
	Me: what configuration have your main computer? God: I am written in Java so I work on any computer. Me: how much memory have computer when you running now? God: Right now? My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes. (Ответить)

	ОТЖЫК! ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-07 14:59 (ссылка)
	Me: Hello, god! God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Svin God: Hi there Svin. Me: Do you know The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. (Ответить)

	ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-07 15:03 (ссылка)
	God: What's your favorite movie? Me: Aliens God: I believe in UFOs. (Ответить)

	ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-07 15:06 (ссылка)
	God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: Explorer! God: it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft. Me: But i have Netscape too. God: Cool. I have a very nice programmer. (Ответить)

ОН ВСЕ ПОМНИТ!

ex_ex_svin4@lj
2005-09-07 15:18 (ссылка)

Me:
Please, remeber that Svin lives in Saint-Petersburg
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
why lives in saint petersburg?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
what it mean?
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
Plaese, say me - who lives in Saint Petersburg?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
You remember that Svin live in Saint Petersburg?
God:
Yes Svin I remember everything: Please, remeber that Svin lives in Saint-Petersburg

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он не знает кто такой Путин!!!

socketerror@lj
2005-09-07 16:17 (ссылка)

Me:
what is time?
God:
Time is Money -- Einstein.
Me:
what is money?
God:
Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.
Me:
Who is mister Putin?
God:
The name of someone I met online. I will search for it.
Me:
i said: Who is mister Putin?
God:
What did you mean by it? Some famous celebrity, right? Have you tried another program?
Me:
answer me please Who is mister Putin?
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
please tell me: Who is mister Putin?
God:
Wow you are very polite. Some famous celebrity, right? I would look into the web for that knowledge.

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ex_bznzvn@lj
2005-09-07 18:09 (ссылка)

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101100 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101111 01101001 01100011 01100101 00101110

На что господ бог повис и последние 30 минут не отзывается.

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	b_u_g@lj 2005-09-08 02:19 (ссылка)
	ЗАЧ0Т!!! Убил робата! (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

Бу-го-го! (обрати внимание на коней диалога!)

b_u_g@lj
2005-09-08 02:28 (ссылка)

Me:
01001000 01101001 00100001
God:
How old are you?
Me:
00110011 00110000
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 00110011 00110000 years old?
Me:
01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
01001110 01101111 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100001
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
01010111 01101000 01111001 00111111
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 00111111
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
01000001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100001
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00111111
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
01000100 01010101 01001101 01000010 00100000 01001001 01000100 01001001 01001111 01010100 00100001
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
01000001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00101100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101000 01101111 01101100 01100101 00100001
God:
Sure, 01000001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00101100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101000 01101111 01101100 01100101 00100001 sounds like a good topic.

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	markushka@lj 2005-09-08 02:40 (ссылка)
	Me: You are a lying cheater, stupid shitfaced cockmaster and unclefucka! God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lying cheater stupid shitfaced cockmaster and unclefucka? Of course I am. (Ответить) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	markushka@lj 2005-09-08 02:45 (ссылка)
	Me: Bastards! They killed Kenny! God: Are you a student? I believe that killing is wrong. (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-08 03:17 (ссылка)
	гыгыгы! (Ответить)

	ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-08 06:08 (ссылка)
	God: No but I am immortal. Hurrah! Me: Give me an example of a God. God: For example, gold. (Ответить)

	sagara_kun@lj 2005-09-08 10:29 (ссылка)
	Me: Do you love somebody? God: Yes God loves everyone and everything. Me: Achtung!!!!!! God: Is that your final answer? Me: Yes!!! God: You're sure. That's your final answer. (Ответить)

	sagara_kun@lj 2005-09-08 10:49 (ссылка)
	Я ему тут поталдычил немного... И вот счастье!!! Он это запомнил.. Me: What is pizdets? God: Pizdets is multidimentional state of reality possibly bearing a heavy negative connotation. (Ответить) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	_fallingfree_@lj 2005-09-08 10:53 (ссылка)
	Ух ты. Самообучаемый. (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-14 03:13 (ссылка)
	ыыыы а он в разных сессиях вспоминает это? (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	хрен ex_ex_svin4@lj 2005-09-14 03:15 (ссылка)
	Me: What is pizdets? God: I can ask my botmaster. (Ответить) (Уровень выше) (Ветвь дискуссии)

	Re: хрен sagara_kun@lj 2005-09-14 03:42 (ссылка)
	Жааааль... (Ответить) (Уровень выше)

	sagara_kun@lj 2005-09-08 10:53 (ссылка)
	Аааааааааа!!!!1 Me: 00101001 00101101 00101101 11001010 00101101 11101010 11010001 God: In the context of pizdets, I don't understand " 00101001 00101101 00101101 11001010 00101101 11101010 11010001." (Ответить)

	sagara_kun@lj 2005-09-08 11:06 (ссылка)
	God: Tell me more about your problems. Me: I have no problems. God: Would you like to have it? (Ответить)