смешно! :))

> надо иметь минимум три месяца образования! Или двадцать пять тысяч…

Что-то дорого...

насколько я понимаю, уволиться оттуда, можно только через статью про оборотней. причем оборотнем будет увольняемый. народ такие новости любит.

Sagittarius Forecast for October 2008

Summary


The new moon that fell last month on September will still be strong, so against the quiet background that October presents will be lots of ways for you to socialize and relax. This is new for you - you've been working hard, and even getting to a point where you can relax may take a little adjustment. You've got time, so give in to it. Call friends you have not seen in ages, and plan to get together. You may hear from a few pals that you had no idea how to contact and you'll be delighted when they do.


In career and in terms of your financial prospects, things could not be better. Jupiter is now in your house of earned income, and Saturn, the taskmaster planet, is in your house of fame and career success. Together they are working closely to see that you get your promotions, are lauded in your industry, and get paid the money you are due! Look to the December 27 new moon to see just how well things are going for you! In the meantime, October 27 should be outstanding.


With Mars moving through your twelfth house of behind-the-scenes activities, and a new moon appearing in this area October 28, October and November will be ideal times to stop and think about what you hope 2009 will bring. Once you get to the end of November, birthday time of the year, you won't have time to do any kind of meaningful deep thinking. Build your strategy, but don't talk too much about it - you won't want many people knowing, lest a copycat emerge on the scene.


October's quiet, contemplative theme is very encouraging for delving into psychological matters. You may want to join a group to talk over habits and patterns that everyone in the group hopes to end, or certain fears that people in the group would like to overcome. If you feel you could benefit from therapy, either as group therapy or in one-on-one sessions, get names and references, for you have an outstanding opportunity to find the right help. Spiritual and religious retreats will also go well, as would a highly restful vacation taken this month.


The full moon on October 14 will light your romantic part of your chart, so you can expect one of the best love-related moments of the year to occur then, plus or minus four days. This should be a wonderful moment, full of magic and bewitching exchanges. If you are single and not dating, you have a good chance of meeting someone new at this tender full moon. You'll be in an adventuresome mood, so gather up your courage and see what the world holds for you, dear Sagittarius.


Halloween will be your other four-star day to watch for fun and love. On October 31, a Friday, consider having a party at home. Invite your friends and tell them costumes are a must. With Mars in such perfect angle to Uranus, the outfits are likely to be highly creative and entertaining! A time to watch!

гммм. судя по части прогноза карьеры, то я думаю, может, вы не стрелец вовсе

немного не по теме, но вроде должно заинтересовать:
http://www.krasfun.ru/2008/10/06/nemetskaya-agitatsiya-vremen-vov-197-foto/#more-77091

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