<dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME
<dogan> SO my teacher's friend's friend or something
<dogan> She was dogsitting one day
<dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
<nightryde> how embarrassing
<dogan> SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
<dogan> She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
<dogan> She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
<zeelot> oh mannnn
<dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
<dogan> "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
<dogan> lady replies "just some computer things"
<dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
<joebot> ROFLMAO ROFLROFLROFL!!!
<zeelot> OMG ROOOOOOOOOFL
<nightryde> AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???
Comment: True story.